I managed to double V the missus last night
when she sarcastically asked where we were going for our Valentine's Day meal, expecting nowhere to be the answer. I informed her whilst waving the V's that we are off to the hotel we got married in at 8pm. I smell victory (and not musky arse)

Go with the curry, you big wavey haired nonce!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I expected 'double V the missus' to be a sexual position.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It's a type of fingering surely?
Either you insert two lots of two fingers and then gently open her up, or you have both index fingers in her vadge and both middle fingers up her bum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

The shocker!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Or you set two ultra-fertile midgets on your missus

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

You would end up with twins.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

And that's just you
Your missus would have a litter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

V +fist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*waves with now soggy hands*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Ewwwwwww
Also; well played sir, enjoy your evening of grateful coitus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)