All I got from hitting the gym was Linford Christie's legs.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

sorry Blousie
legs great big cock in me

Never mind, eh. Today Linford Christie, tomorrow... AKABUSI
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

my calves are also a bit too toned these days
but how the hell are you supposed to work out without exercising your calves, it's impossible!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I have to say 'skittle legs' don't really 'do it' for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

they do not look like skittles!
see my profile pic for confirmation. i'd just like them to be a tiny bit less toned when i walk in heels...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

It's only women that come out with that sort of shit
"Oh, I wish I could exercise and tone just THESE bits, without these OTHER bits getting toned, I don't want THOSE bits toned"

It's utter bollocks. Your calves are not too toned, they are just normal calves.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

^this
There is no such thing as too toned a calf, to my mind, unless you're actually a female bodybuilder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

they are a bit
when i walk in heels, you can see a line. a LINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

That's NORMAL
It's called having a functional leg, unless you are injecting steroids and doing concentrated calve lifts using twice your body weight it is physically impossible for a woman to end up with a grossly distended muscle.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

hmmmm
i am told that pilates will stretch them and slim the muscle down. i would look into it, but frankly there are so many more worrying bits that aren't toned at all, i should really focus on those first!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

*gives up and wanders off*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

hoorah!
it's taken me about 5 years to get you to leave the internet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Cheque's in the post.
We got there in the end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

That's a GOOD THING
*facepalm*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I wish I could tone THIS bit
*points at your face*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I bet you wish you could tone this bit *points at chin*
And this bit *points at other chin*
And this bit *points at other chin*
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(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You missed the seventeen other chins
Does that mean you like those as they are?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Sorry to butt in here
but have you read that 'Crécy' graphic novel? I read about it in the paper today wand was rather interested.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

No, but it's on my list
It's by Warren Ellis, who's one of my favourite writers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I was impressed
when he said he did six months of research before writing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

It's only £3.67 on amazon.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Your face is only £3.67 on amazon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Your mum was £0.01 on amazon (plus £1.28 P&P)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

your mum was collection only
because she's so fucking fat no courier would take her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

If you get the chance, read the Transmetropolitan series
It's by the same guy and is very entertaining.
I'll pick up Crécy soon and let you know what I think of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Marvellous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Who's wand?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Do you really have the nerve to pick me up on a typo?
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Yes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I bet you were glessing all over the show.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

No I just enjoy pointing out
even the great Monzo is wrong sometimes. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Ok, you're right I'm GLESSING. GLESSING HARD
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Nah he just doesn't want to depress you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)