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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
My tally is: 2 wanks
1 little cry, 1 lord's prayer,1 big cry, 1 session of self harm and some self loathing poetry.
Later I'm making cupcakes...WITH MY BLOOD!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Only 2?
Have you got little flid arms or something?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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My mother died of little flid arms, you bastard!
She couldn't get the Lemon curd open and starved to death
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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She could get it open?
EDIT - sneaky ninja
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Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:47,
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Proper officelol!!
Now with added golf clap
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:47,
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I had a wank fantasising over the Valentines card I received earlier.
Then I looked at it again and recognised my mum's handwriting.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:51,
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and decided to fist myself instead, for old times sake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:51,
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