International sex day
Everyone would have the day off to have red hot sex, and for those people who aren't getting any, all internet porn and real life hookers would be free all day.

Like valentines day, but without all the tat and soppy shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:56, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*calls parcel company to try to cancel delivery of 'wuv u' teddy to Apples*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Sorry Monty, not even you could get away with that.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Merely typing the words made me do a little mouth-sick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Good good
That's what I like to hear.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)

He was touching himself the whole time
and whispering the Lords Prayer frantically though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Even better

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

*removes ragged and sperm-sodden 'wuv u' teddy from spent and wilting penis*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

You've just made the perfect valentines gift for Lusty

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

*decorates box with curry-sick*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

No tat and soppy bits, but plenty of tits and sloppy bits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I don't know what the hookers are like round your way
But I can assure you every single man in Norwich would go to work rather than plow any of the festering pustules in mini-skirts wandering King Street
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Well that's their fault for living in Norwich.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I thought murder was the done thing with prossies round your parts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Hahaha
Good point. Hookers and burglars, fair game
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

What a good idea!
*signs up*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)