Of course it is you fucking spastic.
In about three hours I shall be sat waiting for my order:

www.buenayre.co.uk/menu.htm

"PARRILLADAS (Braziers)

Parrillada Deluxe (min. 2 personas) £25.00 (per person)
14oz prime Argentine Sirloin steak + 11oz grilled Argentine Rib-eye steak
two Argentine-style pork sausages + black pudding + provolone cheese
*To replace either steak for a Fillet, an additional £6 will be charged."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:38, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh man.....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

This is the place in which I was introduced to chimichurri.
They also serve blue cheese butter with the bread which is a nice touch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Blue cheese butter?
This sounds like a truly divine invention. Why was I not informed of its existence?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Because it's potentially fatal for gays to eat it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

*recalls yesterday's lunch*
*drafts last will and testament*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I'm not a fan of blue cheese
but the rest of it sounds outrageously good.

I had a breakthrough the other day, got my mrs eating black pudding after I stuffed some inside a chicken breast with some cheese and then wrapped the whole in bacon. She loved it, and this opens a whole new world of cooking with black pudding for me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You stuffed black pudding in your missus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

if thinking that does it for you
then by all means continue to do so ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

That sounds insanely good
I know what I'm making to go with my payday steak...
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Well I suppose if you insist on having a third wheel come along, then I guess I could let you treat me after work, it's no problem really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Good lad. Dress = smart casual, OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I can detach the hood from my shirt and do up the top button.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Gonz, the term is fifth wheel.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Not if you're a cyclist.
You of all people should know this. What with your gay bike and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

you mean his tricycle?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Monty, I shouldn't have to explain this to you
but I will.

By adding a third wheel to a bike you get a trike, which is a useful thing, more stable than a bike.

By adding a fifth wheel you are adding something completely unnecessary.

Hence the term always has and always will be "Fifth wheel".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

what about the steering wheel?
surely it should be sixth wheel but that would just be silly wouldn't it.....
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)

And all the other cogs and stuff, they're like wheels only pointy.
There are loads of wheels in a car, and besides, the saying was around since before I was born, which means it has been around forever, which means it was around before the invention of cars (but after the invention of the wheel) so when King Harry the 8th said it, he had no concept of what a car is, thus Al is wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Exactly Gonz, it's all noncence and needs updating in my opinion.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

IN YOUR FACE
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=third+wheel&word2=fith+wheel
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

May I refer the righ honorable gentleman to the following
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1080633
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

not gonna click that 'cause you're a horrible cunt.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Spare wheel?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

genius! think of more wheels please.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Fashion wheel

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

'wheelee hit me' .
(c) Bruce Lee, Enter t'Dragon
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Al, the words are 'pedantic cunt'

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Don't be stupid, that would mean I've been saying it wrong all these years, and that would be quite unlike me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Sounds like you could eat a horse.
Which given where you're going, is probably what you'll get.

You can get horse 'pre-cooked' from this place in Newbury now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

*Click*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

haha, that was nuts wasn't it!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

In memoriam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

i can't believe you forgot i'm vegetarian

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

The lettuce garnish is TO DIE FOR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)