FUCK
someone has taken the laminator and hasn't returned it to reception!
FUCK, I'm so glad everyone in the office has been sent an arsey email about it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is worse than war crimes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Some days I don't like working in a big office
but then other days I fucking loath it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I see what you did there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

what did you say in the email?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Not me, I would have been much more subtle.
the email read:
"as you're all aware, equipment in the reception area is not to be removed.

Please return the laminator immediatly"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

what I said was funny
because it made out that you are the sort of person who sends emails like that.

better than here though. if you want a sharp knife in the kitchen you have to sign it out of facilities because someone once pricked their finger on one while it was in the dishwasher.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

At BBC Scotland
if you want a coffee you have to ask one of the staff to make it, you can't make yourself a hot drink because of health & safety. For fuck's sake.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

At BBC Scotland
if you want a coffee you have to ask one of the staff to make it, you can't make yourself a hot drink You can't even smack up by yourself in case you burn yourself on a hot spoon or OD because of health & safety. For fuck's sake.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

'smack up'?
Is this Brass Eye?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

As soon as I saw that length of strikethrough I assumed it was Gonz

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Now monty will happily testify to my poor spelling, but Gonz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Gonz Martin 32 from Ipswich a telecommunications analyst.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

FUCK OFF
You can accuse me of being from many places, but not Ipswich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Or Chesterfield.
Even if it does have the correct type of spire.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot was most intrigued by that spire
I advised her it was a good example of what happens if you give monkeys the option to build unsupervised
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Unseasoned wood innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Well, yes
That and the monkeys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

That is because
if they let them make their own, they invariably add Buckfast and nothing gets done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

And even then it's only the one sober member of staff can do it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

RE: Which fucking CUNT stole the fucking laminator

Dear all,

please could whoever took the laminator from reception please return it before I rip off your skin and use it as a wank rag to clutch of cunts.

Kind regards

Chompy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)