if it's rotting then you are doing it wrong
on the whole, meat is delicious and nutritious. Unfortunately your malnourished vegetarian brain won't allow you to comprehend that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's too weakened too compute properly, I expect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

you
you're on my List!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Your 'would' list?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

NOT
ANY


MORE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

*spots opportunity for smuggery, raises hand*
I fucking LOVE vegetarians
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

sm b
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

bindun

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*cries*

*mops up tears with bacon sandwich*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I always feel a strong compulsion to stick up for vegetarians, despite not being one myself
What REALLY pisses me off is when someone says "I'm vegetarian, but I eat fish". Well you're not fucking vegetarian then are you? You're pescetarian. It's like saying "I'm monogamous, but I have the odd sex affair".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Growing up, we ate meat no more than a few times a week.
Taunting vegetarians is simply a hobby of mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

mine too
because it's so easy

also, they are missing out on some really very fucking good food.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

On the other hand
I don't know a single vegetarian who isn't a top-notch cook. I suppose you have to get good with flavours.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I do.
He lives on fake bacon, fried eggs and Linda McCartney pies. Basically like a lorry driver but with meat substitute products. He's a fat cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

most of the ones I know tend towards this type
not quite as extreme, but definitely in this direction.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Bizarre
All the veggies I know cook amazingly good food
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Yes you do.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Oh yeah, you did mention your "open, heat" attitude towards cooking

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I am a genius with eggs
Nothing else though. I hate cooking.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Good job your birthday present will likely kill our appetites then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I used to work with a veggie whose idea of vegetarian cuisine extended as far as
chocolate, cheese, cream cakes, and crisps.

Perhaps not surprisingly, she was fat as fook.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Cutting out so complex a protein to break down as meat
and still being fat is actually quite an achievement
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Yeah, she could barely reach her keyboard for her enormous baps
And I'm not talking about the ones she filled with crisps for her midmorning snack either.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You mean the nosebag?
Very popular amongst lazy bloaters, I believe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Baps are rolls (or buns) in Scotland.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

For some bizarre reason I thought you said bags
Apologies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

yeah, but they get loads of sausage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)