I am becoming increasingly tempted towards a sapphic way of life
So maybe he's right?

I don't think it's the vegetables though, it's more to do with the fact that I'm sick of idiots.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

guess what?
a lot of women are idiots too. At least men aren't irrational
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'll say it again
Men are shit, women are crazy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

This may be the most succint-yet-accurate definition of gender relations I've ever seen

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Men are from bars
women have no penis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Amusing
but less descriptive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

It's my motto
I need to trademark it and maybe write a book. One of those small pocket ones that expensive gift shops sell.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

This, literally with knobs on.
Dividing up idiots/not idiots along gender lines is the act of an idiot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I agree with the idiots bit
but not the irrational. They're as bad as each other
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I was exaggerating somewhat
but I'd definitely say that women have the edge on irrationality
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I don't think so
most of the things men point at as evidence of irrationality or stupidity, are simply examples of a mindset that men have as well directed in a direction men don't think is worth pursuing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I submit that no man has ever got in a mood with their female partner
because of something they know full well they only did in a dream
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

That's hardly a widespread female thing!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Yes it is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

No it isn't
I had a dream based on The Omega Man but with zombies, didn't make me wake up and think I should stab people in the head

/female logic haha

But seriously, it's not widespread.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

there really is no room for any inconsistency in a discussion with you!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Yes it is
She didn't speak to me for a whole day cos of what I'd "done" - in a fucking dream.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Yeah, but they have tits
Which is a win.

I'm sorry, I spent the weekend ignoring texts from an over-amorous married man and a wannabe rapist.

So I'm indulging in a little bit of misandry today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Fuck off
I've already told you I'm not married. And what are you doing giving Chompy your number?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I think a ZING goes just....about....here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Ugh, seriously - the married guy is disgusting
Permit me to quote (this is just after he confessed he was married with 3 kids):

"Hi Bella. I currently have a large smile on my face that and interesting and beautiful girl would even speak to me. Morals are curious things and to some extent flexible in my mind. Does that make me a bad person? I have to say I would like us to see each other again on some basis, even if only for conversation. Meeting you has awakened something in me that has been dormant for a long time. xxxxxx"

That message was actually about twice as long, but mainly carried on in the same vein.

Then he sent 10 more messages (I didn't reply), inlcluding one saying "To be brutally honest, I want you to be my lover and my mistress xxxxxxxxxx"

*vomit*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Christ, he doesn't know you at all, does he
I'd strongly advise no response at all, but if you were to respond, I'd go with "it's been a long time since you tried it on with a 21-year-old, hasn't it?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I eventually sent him a message that said
"I do not fuck people with kids. Stop texting me."

Nothing for nearly two days now. Yay.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*hides kids*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

what an arse
"Morals are...somewhat flexible in my mind"

complete twat. have an affair if you want, but don't try and justify it by discussing your morals.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Agreed
The last thing anyone wants to engage in during an illicit sex affair is a discussion as to how what they're doing is OK really

So I'm told
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

true
It's important to revel in the wrongness.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

He's a keeper.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)