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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it provides the means by which Joey Barton will make more money in a few years than many of us will in our lifetime.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
But he is still called 'Joey'
I'm not sure how much money I'd need before I'd be happy with that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)
£10
that's all you need to buy a m&s dinner for 2 and "impress" some chick with your romantic skills, no?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)
cheaper than buying himself flowers

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)
hmmmmmm
two bunches. two guys on here harping on about me sending them to myself. hmmmm. 2 + 2 = did you and jeff send them???????
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I couldn't afford to send them to my fiancee
don't think I'd waste a bunch on you when I know you'll have provided for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)
you're protesting WAY too much
did you send the mixed lot or the red roses?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I'd guess the roses,
he's not terribly imaginative after all.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
roses are my absolute favourites
i love them!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Oh really?
Then they were from me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
and they were BEAUTIFUL
i have them in my hall and have been texting pics to everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)
The fact you are trying to desperatly attribute your purchases to people on here smacked of desperation.
Admit it, you sent them to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
How you doin'?
see what I did there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)
You don't buy dinner like that, you fool!
You go and buy the ingredients and then you prepare something that isn't full of preservatives and e-number.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)
it still screams "i'm pikey and cheeeeeeap"
compared to booking a wonderful restaurant and both of you dressing up and making a real effort
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)
this saddens me
and is fairly shallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)
sssssh
i'm winding jeff up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I don't think you are.
you are making yourself look like a bit of a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)
collateral damage
i can cope.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Consider me wound up.
HUGZ 4U LOL
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)
No it doesn't.
Yes, going out is nice, and yes getting dressed up and going out is nice too.

But there is nothing cheap and pikey about cooking a meal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Not if they buy and make wonderful food.
Or even your favourite comfort food.
Watching someone enjoy something you've lovingly made is erm, kind of sensual. God, I adore food.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)
More like a few weeks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)
*sigh*
too true.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)
There's a burger at Happy Chippy in town named after him.
It's a battered sausage in a bun covered in ketchup. I don't know why it's called a Joey Barton.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)
that sounds fucking RANK

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Don't worry I've never tried it.
In fact I haven't eaten takeaway food for about a year because all of it up here is a load of fucking pony.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

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