b r a d l e y c o o p e r

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

putting spaces between the letters doesn't make it true

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

no but his extreme divinity makes it oh so dreamily true!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

he is fucking gorgeous
espesh with the shaved head in Failure to Launch
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

She is right though
I think Ronaldo's goofy-looking, but I accept my verdict may be coloured by him being the single most punchable man in the world. Including Chris Hollins.

The following are definitely significantly better looking than him, or Bradley Cooper;

Mark Salling
David Beckham
Mark McGrath
Brad Pitt (still)
Jamie Bamber
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I'll step in here and say that Cristiano Ronaldo has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
it goes perfectly with his personality.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

i'll step in here and say
oh my god you're both gay!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

why?
because I said another bloke is fucking ugly?

pretty sure that doesn't make me gay.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Vipros is right
I'm the only one deserving of your homophobic ire, if you consider an ability to assess the attractiveness of members of the same gender - an ability I'm assured most women possess - to be gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

women are usually wrong about other women they think are the most attractive

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

how so?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

in my experience
the views of men and women on the most attractive women are not the same.

I justify saying this is wrong because women are designed to be attractive to men to encourage the propagation of the species.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

god messed something up there because I'm definitely not reeling anything in

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

his biggest failing was not existing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

by your theory then, who designed women to be attractive?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I didn't mean literally designed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'm sure you didn't.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

my point is that if we're designed to be attractive, why aren't we all gorgeous?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

The ugly ones are mutants, clearly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I need a badge or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Yes, this is generally true
In Kristine's case, she's staggeringly wrong about men who are attractive. Maybe this makes her an excellent judge of female hotness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Everyone has different tastes.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Agreed
He is the male, Portuguese, talented version of Yoko Ono
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

that's the stupidest thing I've ever read

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

No it isn't
For one thing, I've written stupider. Probably today. For another, it's perfectly logical. Cristiano Ronaldo is male, he's Portuguese, he's talented, and Yoko Ono has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

You clearly read what I say and twist it into a completely different sentence in your mind.
I didn't say that was the stupidest thing you've ever written.

Besides, it's my opinion, I think he's fucking hot.
At the end of the day it doesn't matter, he won't be with either of us, even if I do think he's actually gay.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I understand what you meant
I was inferring that I've written dumber things than that, which you've read, therefore eliminating the possibility of that being the stupidest thing you've ever read. Especially since it actually makes perfect, albeit somewhat cruel, sense.

Ronaldo's nailed Paris Hilton, hasn't he? That would turn anyone gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

DID HE NOW.
I love Paris, her birthday is on Thursday.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Dude
*looks genuinely appalled*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm American. What do you expect?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

You're intelligent, so I expect you not to love her
or even acknowledge her existence, ideally
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

HA! I'm so not intelligent.
And I do acknowledge her, I have her first cd and love it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I've changed my mind
I no longer want a mark out of ten
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

too bad, it was relatively high

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I issue my stock response to such a claim by an actual living female
I don't believe you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Proof, right there.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Are. You. HIGH?
NO, ok, NO FUCK NO, NOT REALLY, NO
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)