I tell them tales or do voices.
If they're knobs like me they love it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What voices can you do?

( zulu eh?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)

All my old teachers,
some colleagues, Patricia Farnham saying "tressle tables", Tony Hadley, the woman who tried to sell my grandad a Dolphin Shower in the 80s, and this tramp from round our way called David.
There's loads more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I'm really fucking boss at them.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I don't doubt you for one minute.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

"Just twenty poind deepawsit for a Dolphin shoyr!"
then my teenage uncle walked past her and farted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Hahaha!
Every time my step-dad does a voice it sounds Indian.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)

was she from Norn Irn?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Well done

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Jimmy Tarbuck, Cilla Black, and the cast of Brookside.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I can do Cilla a bit
and Bobby Grant saying "Ar eh, Sheila, queen!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I had scouse for the first time just before Christmas
You weren't lying, 'twas nom.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

My mate's mum makes scouse pasties
but I like dipping buttered bread in so that wouldn't work for me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I'll bet it's like this in Roota-Towers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBYlXfjKru4&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Pure

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

If it makes you feel any better
JTDF-Towers is a lot like this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=thWU0gw3mpk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Ow bist ee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

You'm alright me babber?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

PROPERRRRR

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Yer, there was a gert makky crash up the Downs the other day.
The traffic was stacked right back behind the Centre.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Your shoes are gert makky

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

No they ain't.
I'm only a size 9.

www.mintinit.com/speakbristolian.php#hotel
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

That was how I was taught what gert makky meant.
By someone talking about big shoes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Which would be a fine statement, if I was a clown.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Me too.
We could share our shoes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Woo! Cross-dressing footware opportunities ahoy!
(You're an Adidas shell-toe kinda person anyway, aren't you?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I am.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Get shopping!
trainerstation.com/

They've got a sale on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Idgie!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Threadgood?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

yeeeaaaah
that's how I see you now, all mystical and awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I'm just a little tit really
but I can sometimes help people have a word with themselves because I tell them how much of a mong I've been and they think, "Ooh, noooooo".
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

^this
You've an old head on young shoulders.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I've just got an old head
I think it's a Girl's World.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Why were they always blonde.
If memory serves me correct, you couldn't get a brunette one.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

It was for longevity.
Apparently they did a small run of brunette ones, but they were returned to the shops as they went grey in no time at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Grrrrrr

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

You are Tony Tiger
AICMFP


( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Do you remember Coco Pops monkey being called Toby for a while?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

No. I thought he was called Coco
When did he have the name Toby?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Before all this Coco shit
I could swear on it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I believe you.
You know your retro as well as anyone!

Any other bits of retro trivia you want to share?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Well I think it's a conspiracy because nowhere refers to it...
And yeah, do you know about Andrex and its name, and its name abroad?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

No I don't.
Although I can tell you that the aftershave Denim was/is a premium brand in Greece and therefore cost a fortune over there. (I learnt that when I worked for the Unilever group).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

See how it used too look?
www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=793&offset=0&sort=0&l1=Medicines+%26+Health&l2=Toilet+Rolls%2C+Tissues+etc and that's why it's called Scottex in Europe. They wouldn't get the 'Andr' bit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Do you know how Spam got called Spam?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)

isn't it an acronym?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Apparently (and I'm sure there is probably an episode ot QI that'll say other wise)
It comes from SPiced hAM

Spiced Ham. SPAM!

(Also, I totally punned your Cake-Rape post earlier, where did you go?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Like nylon
made by scientists in new york and london.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Sorry berk
www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=5027.msg342894;boardseen
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)

pfft
if you're going to prove me wrong I'm going to go back to lurking!
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

COME BACK BERK!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

a bath
I smell less like chlorine, now

good punning, there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

See you in the new thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Spiced 'am innit?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Cooooooooorect!
(In a Tony Tiger style!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Not unless you painted it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)