Suck it up Berk
www.speedlimit.org.uk/petrolprices.html

Suck it up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you can try
but she wouldn't suck you up with someone else's, al!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Where I lived at least
it didn't go back down that much after the fuel protests, and that was in 2000. I'm telling you, when I learnt to drive it was about 80p a litre. I remember the first time I filled up my moped in July 2001 it was 73p I think.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

You can "tell me" all you like
but the evidence is clear berk.

Don't make me photoshop you, It's too late at night.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

don't make me strikethrough you either
it is also too late at night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Strikethroughs
are nothing like as funny as my brilliant photoshops.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

brilliant photoshops cock.


See?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

since when did the requirement to be funny
actually apply to anything on here?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Yeah, but you said I looked like Zooey Deschanel the other day
frankly after that I don't really give a toss what you 'shop on to my face cos it'll still be pretty, unlike your beardy chops.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

You did manage to shop your own nose off on FB the other day, I noticed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

It was just the colour balance and flash on my phone playing silly buggers.
I still like that photo though, I look like I have lasers for eyes!
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Yeah, yeah.
You were trying on your Voldemort dressing up costume, don't deny it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

That involves a black cape of some sort
I was clearly wearing a red tshirt.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Wait, you're colourblind?
I'm sorry, I didn't realise.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)

This is just making me even more angry than I already am.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Think about boobies Davros
Think about lovely soft boobies.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)

It's no good.
It's just making me want to fill in potholes, Al. AND I WILL NEVER BECOME CAMERON'S PUPPET!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Were we not throwing bombs at an oil producing country at the time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Dropping them, possibly
or firing them. Throwing them...not so much. Trebuchets are so 14th century, and I can't imagine a load of army chaps capering up to the borderline and giving it their best overarm welly.
(berk, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)

You clearly don't watch Scrapheap Challenge!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

In 2000
There was a 50% increase.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)

*Splits shirt and turns green*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)