surprise surprise
it's another question from the quizmaster!

now then. what DID you have for breakfast? was your mother good to you as a child? do you like your middle name? which newspaper do you read?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

His middle name is 'Thedog' - it's not great.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Witha last name of fucker, that's the least of his worries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Nothing yet
Absolutely
Not even a little bit, it's even worse than my first name
I don't, unless you count Charlie Brooker's column on the Guardian website

Keep 'em coming. I love quizzes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

i NEED to know your middle name now
is it phineas?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Phineas is an AWESOME middle name.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

No, that would at least be interesting
I'm not telling you without some equally closely-guarded piece of information from you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Closely-guarded info?
Good luck, Discretion is most certainly NOT Ms Swipe's middle name.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'll settle for her bra size if I'm honest

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Chompy? This is your cue to do that search thingy and link all the times she's announced it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:29, Reply)

eeow
it's never his cue to search my bra, wookie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I am surpised that he's nowhere to be seen the one and only time his presence is requested.
Maybe if a girl were to ask...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:36, Reply)

well that depends on which shop the bra is from
they are all different
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Give me a list
and I'll compile a graph to find out the median
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)

OMG Darth's been hacked.
THAT's where he went.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Curses
It's not working anyway, I thought girls were supposed to be comfortable discussing intimate stuff with bumders
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Yeah but if I remember right, you're supposed to respond with horror and fear rather than lechery and creepiness.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)

You seem to know what you're about
Can you teach me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)