An experiment with haikus
Father to a joy
Although plagued by a crazy
Treacherous bitchwhore

Off Topic's Nazi
Loves to mock, ridicule and
Decide it's all shit

Could not be replaced
Unless the day does come when
Nombie Hitler rises!
Terrible shame haikus don't have a fourth line.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:37, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

These are brilliant!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

There's a reason for the order
Though you probably clocked it already.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

hahahahahahhaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Very clever.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

*applauds*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

*bows down gracefully*
Although unfortunately the "I" in the subject line doesn't do you many favours.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Hahaha!
Undone by your own cleverness!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

True
But fuck it ;)
Edit: Minor flash of inspiration, so I fixed it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Nice work.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)