they should have asked us, we could answer that
i) reads every newspaper on the planet
ii) emails kitty with links to the newspaper
ii) reads every page on b3ta and posts links to the newspaper
iii) MSNs with kitty about what is happening on b3ta
iv) looks up female staff names on the intranet to see if they are hot
v) emails kitty for romantic advice on pulling hot female staff
vi) looks for links on youtube
vii) MSNs links on youtube to kitty
viii) goes home at 4.59pm and wanks into a sock over kitty, the female staff, youtube and kitty

10/10 surely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can't get youtube at work.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

damn, so close

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I just sent that link to kitty actually
with the subtitle: look at the mental
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

excellent, that won't prove my point AT ALL.
she's going to think you're the mental, you do know this, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I don't know, replying to a thread about a meeting I had about the future of 40 odd collegues and my careers
as an excuse to insult me doesn't seem very sane to me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

your reverse psychology won't work on me
we both know that you are half smiling at my post whilst really wishing it wasn't me who had written it so that you could actually laugh and click "i like this" instead of "i wish you would forget your password and never come back".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

No, I'm not smiling, I'm not in the mood.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

ah well
the top of popular page shows that everyone else is smiling AT you, so that'll have to do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Will this cheer you up?

Amused me and my easily amusable brain
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Me too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

ix) gazzes Kitty links about himself and his 'awesomeness'

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

awesomeness is also a very relative term

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Two uses of ii)
Tsk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Well deserved click
*doffs hat*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

danke schon!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)