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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Answer the question.
Why don't you all suck me off?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:13, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
because you don't like vegetarians
and if i am going to put meat in my mouth, it's not going to be for someone who dislikes me and all my kind.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Oh.
Did I actually say I disliked vegetarians?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Surely it goes without saying though?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)
on numerous occasions
in many heartbreaking and colourful ways.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Because that would be fucking bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Because you're old enough to be my dad.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Won't that add to the experience for you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
There's only four people I'd suck off who are old enough to be my dad,
And Monty, bless him, isn't one of them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
No wait,
Five.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Hang on,
Six.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Fuck it.
There are quite a few people I'd suck off who are old enough to be my dad, but monty still isn't one of them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Because I don't want AIDs

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'm busy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)
That's a weird excuse
it makes it sound like you'd be perfectly willing when you had a spare moment.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)
*that's the joke link*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)
We cant find your micropenis

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Blow jobs aren't my forte.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)
You're not exactly selling yourself here, are you?
This is the internet. Lie.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Because the taste
of bitter old man spunk would clog my throat
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)
You've already given one excuse
Let someone else have a go.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
because I don't fancy the thought of having your gentleman's personal gentleman in my mouth
with its miasma of fetid organzola
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

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