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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why on earth would you feel remorse for wanking?

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:53, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It's the guilt and disgust he feels
As he has to clean up the clown suit and put away any unused chocolate mousse.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Pfft!

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
He totally ruined the wedding/christening/barmitvah*
*delete as appropriate
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I was raised a Catholic.
Also, what Lab said. I really wish I'd microwaved that hard drive.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
depends what he is thinking about, surely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Salient in the extreme.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I like that you said 'what', not 'who'
Implying that Wooks is either an object fetishist, or someone who likes really impersonal sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
It's all about the realdolls, Lab.
Making it a what, even if I did get them to model it after a creepy mishmash of stolen profile pics.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
...all of Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Oh please,
If I wanted to fuck Chompy I'd just pretend to pass out at a bash.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)
I saw some pics in a case of a guy with two
He fucked one, while the other just 'watched'. I hope it was an incomplete picture set, else that's even more creepy than fucking a realdoll.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Well it's not going to do anything else is it?
I can't give him a round of applause.
edit: anyway is that even illegal?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Animatronics are the future.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)
I think someone needs to use the phrase
"I'd fuck her uncanny valley"

(just google it, OK?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)
I am familiar with the term.
It's the sudden horror of something that looks almost, but not quite, like a person. Like Katie Price.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Of course it isn't illegal
I wasn't searching for it, just happened to find it when going through all the images.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

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