I decided to be more open and sort my life out a little bit.
I want to have a cute 50s style high waisted bikini. In 3 stone less' time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love those.
And Woo Lampers!
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Woo to you buying a tankini!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I no rite.
By the time I'm 60 I might be ready for a bikini.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Only because
your tits would be falling out of the bottom of a tankini by that age.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

pfft!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Ooh, I want this
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/BathingSuit1920s.jpg
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

my friend had a swimming costume
with a little skirt on it. This seems like an excellent idea to me, I prefer it when I show much less skin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

FFS
You'll be wanting a Victorian bathing machine next.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

yes
i don't know what one is, but it sounds steampunky to me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)

It's basically a wooden changing room on wheels that they wheeled into the sea for the ladies to come out of and bathe.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I WANT ONE!
for the swimming pool, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Why not rent a house with a private pool for a bit?
Then you can wear as much or as little as you like, with no risk of being seen by others.

Not the cheapest option, I'll grant you that.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

It's a little hut with no floor
in which you dress in your swimsuit of choice, then it's wheeled down into the water allowing you to paddle in private.

Except for the people staring at a small shed in the water.

Edit: Yeah, what BGB said.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I own two swimming dresses
They are brilliant.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

are they full length?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

No, very short.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Half an inch
below minge base.

(©Bob Mortimer)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

tart!
harlot!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)

They have knickers in!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)

If they didn't
swimming would be so much more interesting.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)

*inserts clam trap joke*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)

clam trap joke penis
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

All this talk of beach wear....
*One day, I'll get a pair of Speedo Micro-Briefs and wear them without getting arrested*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Evenin' Jeff
I care not about swimwear, because I can't swim.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Alright TD?
Are you really a non-swimmer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Really truly
They used to take us to "the baths" (North Lancs vernacular) every week from school for a couple of years, and eventually they got bored of the fact that me and Eric Miller would sink like kittens in a sack every time we let go of the wall, so the teachers used to send us to get their sandwiches from the canteen before the lunchtime rush.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

This is all I can suggest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxnUrCNnzNA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I've just lost a bet with myself
I thought you were going to provide the advert from that era where a fairy appeared and said "learn to swim, young man."

I don't perceive it as an opportunity lost.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I wish... I wish I didn't keep losin' me bird.
meet Mike - he swims like a fish.

"It's just not my scene, man".

Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I know the one you mean DG
But I can't find it on YouTube.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

That's the one
"I wish..I wish..I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!"

(Eureka moment from TD - it's not my stagnant personality and model-village scale parts - it's the fact that I CAN'T SWIM!)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I still sometimes call them the baths!
it's the proper name
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Do you go to 'the pictures' or 'the cinema'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

The flicks
At the picture house.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Neither
But it'd be the pictures if I did.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

pictures
well actually, we didn't go when i was little
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)