Alright TD?
Are you really a non-swimmer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Really truly
They used to take us to "the baths" (North Lancs vernacular) every week from school for a couple of years, and eventually they got bored of the fact that me and Eric Miller would sink like kittens in a sack every time we let go of the wall, so the teachers used to send us to get their sandwiches from the canteen before the lunchtime rush.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)

This is all I can suggest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxnUrCNnzNA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I've just lost a bet with myself
I thought you were going to provide the advert from that era where a fairy appeared and said "learn to swim, young man."

I don't perceive it as an opportunity lost.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I wish... I wish I didn't keep losin' me bird.
meet Mike - he swims like a fish.

"It's just not my scene, man".

Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I know the one you mean DG
But I can't find it on YouTube.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

That's the one
"I wish..I wish..I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!"

(Eureka moment from TD - it's not my stagnant personality and model-village scale parts - it's the fact that I CAN'T SWIM!)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I still sometimes call them the baths!
it's the proper name
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Do you go to 'the pictures' or 'the cinema'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

The flicks
At the picture house.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Neither
But it'd be the pictures if I did.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

pictures
well actually, we didn't go when i was little
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)