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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've bought a tankini for my holidays.
From someone who wouldn't go on the beach without a burkha a few years ago, this is A BIG THING.

What's the bravest thing you've done recently.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:51, 258 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Ann Timson

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)
I wouldn't mess with her bro.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)
nothing
it's been a time of not doing much other than drinking and/or feeling sorry for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:01, Reply)
: (
Think positive with me Kristine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I'm VERYY proud of you! But it's not been much but a butt load of let downs this year and it's only fucking february.
I'm really not even excited about my birthday.

Where are you going on holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Just to Tenerife with my nephew.
Hopefully India next year.


Things will get better K. They always do eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:07, Reply)
I didn't know where it was until I googled it.
Fuck yeah, India, what will you do there?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)
Find myself : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)
You're a Goa!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)
eat, pray, love!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Well eat and pray.
I doubt there'll be any loving.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)
THINK POSITIVE WITH ME BEE GEE BEE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Ok : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)
yay! well done
you're gonna rock the beach
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I don't know about that but my belly might get a bit of sun now : )
I tried a bikini on but it was just too big a step for me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Can I just ask.
What is a tankini?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)

www.bravissimo.com/products/swimwear/tankinis/freya/tankini-tops/fwc1-details.aspx?ck=nAfZ%2fl981vqf0TKoPFMmi2vgiw9gm7qp
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)
So it's a top?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:12, Reply)
It's just like a swimsuit but the top and bottom part aren't joined.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:13, Reply)
It's a top with a pair of pants.
I used to see girls swimming in them when I went during lunchtimes at my previous job. They're not really designed for it, as when the swimmer pushed off from the end, the force of water would stretch the top and sometimes you would see free tit.

Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Better than Free Willy.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:16, Reply)
I have an old pair of swimming shorts
where the lining has stretched beyond redemption. I became aware one day that my bits were no longer contained within, but floating freely, so anyone swimming behind me would have got a good look.

You have to give as well as take.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)
I prefer skinnydipping anyway
but not in a public pool.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I've never heard the term 'free tit' before.
I approve of it though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:17, Reply)
You've led a sheltered life haven't you Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:17, Reply)
A very sheltered life Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)
there there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Thanks Blousie.
Your reassurance means a lot to me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:22, Reply)
Well done
that's more than I'd ever manage, it's a bit touch and go showing any skin at all. I have some shorts that are almost as high as my knee...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Put in for voluntary redundancy
with absolutely no game plan whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Aye
That's a clever move during a recession.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:17, Reply)
It's a risk, I grant you.
But the terms are too good to pass up and I'll probably never get such a good chance again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)
So long as it's not a case
of never being able to get another job again.

That would be a sickener. I was very lucky only to be out of work for a couple of months last year. It's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:31, Reply)
I say I have no game plan.
I will be taking a couple of months off, then actively look for something - I'm not fussed what, something in my current line of work would be good but I'd happily stack shelves for a bit; practically anything but go back to working in a Jobcentre.

If, after about six months nothing came up I'd consider starting a small business.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Oooo!
Your skills are quite transferable aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Reasonably.
The only thing is my line of work is pretty dependant on public funding for grants, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Fair comment
although I can't help but smile at the irony of taking redundancy from a Jobcentre!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)
I don't work in a Jobcentre anymore
which was my point - I used to and it was the most miserable experience of my life, hence why I wouldn't go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Oh I see
Sorry. Makes sense now.

*deletes previous smile*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Doing any sort of job is for the best
When a good opportunity comes up recruiters won't take too kindly to anyone who says "I've spent six months sitting on my arse watching Jeremy Kyle."

Temporary clerical work can often lead to something better anyway if you prove yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I think if you're going to go
Now is the time, because this time next year the Job Centres will be bursting at the seams.

I know a couple of people who have picked up reasonable jobs recently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Again
part of my reasoning is being only 40 (only???), I'm hopefully young enough to not be left on the scrap heap. Either way I've got a fair bit of breathing space as we should be able to live comfortably fo about 15 months once the debt is paid off.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)
You're younger than I am
so I have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
When will you hear?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Hopefully in the next couple of weeks.
It all depends if they have permission to recruit into my post. They've already done the interviews; people who are going to be made redundant were eligible to apply and they've provisionally appointed people into the job(s).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Also, did you get the map I sent?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)
I'll laugh if it got lost en route.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
I did thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
If you get it, will you still be at Blousie's bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Why wouldn't he be?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Not sure, having to be careful with money, and all that...?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Nah, I'll have enough to live normally for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Ahh, good good!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Oh God yeah.
And Swipey's.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I think I'm going to have to pull out of Blousie's, which I'm rather gutted about.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Pull out of Blousie's what?
Filthy beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Her bash...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VgcxE9Lpw
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I've never heard it called that before...
Also, I just say what other people are thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)
OH I'm totally going to get a spray tan on saturday
I'm pretty sure I won't end up looking orange.
Pretty sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Hmmm
*prepares clementine, tangerine, satsuma and Jaffa for comparison purposes*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)
nah, my mate got it done a few months ago and she looked like she had a tan
not orange, more...brown...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Depends on your natural skin colour
Up these parts, our skin is white, verging on blue. Fake tans are obvious by their orangeness. Somewhere around Pantone 10145 C.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
ah, no, mines definitely not that white, I've a shit ton of freckles so I never look too white

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I find it interesting when freckly (usually redheaded) people catch the sun
They look tanned until close observation reveals that the freckles have just grown a bit and so the average skin colour is darker!

You may of course be different.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)
yesh, you just get more and more freckles
it's ridic
I hate it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)
My skin is very pale and fine
and hardly changes in the sun, unless I burn it, in which case it peels and goes back to pasty white.

I've been away for three week holidays in sunny locations and friends tell me once I come home that I look like I need a week in the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Told a girl I liked her
Not the best idea, but it's all sorted now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)
You seem to be doing that all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Nope, not done it in a very long time
And the last girl, I knew she liked me back. With this one, I had no idea how it would go.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
And how did it go?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)
This time, sadly not well
All conversation dried up at the time, we saw each other a couple of days after, and all was well. Can't see anything happening though, not the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
You obviously didn't have enough red wine on your t-shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)
I decided to be more open and sort my life out a little bit.
I want to have a cute 50s style high waisted bikini. In 3 stone less' time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I love those.
And Woo Lampers!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Woo to you buying a tankini!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I no rite.
By the time I'm 60 I might be ready for a bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Only because
your tits would be falling out of the bottom of a tankini by that age.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)
pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Ooh, I want this
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/BathingSuit1920s.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)
my friend had a swimming costume
with a little skirt on it. This seems like an excellent idea to me, I prefer it when I show much less skin
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)
FFS
You'll be wanting a Victorian bathing machine next.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)
yes
i don't know what one is, but it sounds steampunky to me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)
It's basically a wooden changing room on wheels that they wheeled into the sea for the ladies to come out of and bathe.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I WANT ONE!
for the swimming pool, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Why not rent a house with a private pool for a bit?
Then you can wear as much or as little as you like, with no risk of being seen by others.

Not the cheapest option, I'll grant you that.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)
It's a little hut with no floor
in which you dress in your swimsuit of choice, then it's wheeled down into the water allowing you to paddle in private.

Except for the people staring at a small shed in the water.

Edit: Yeah, what BGB said.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I own two swimming dresses
They are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)
are they full length?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)
No, very short.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Half an inch
below minge base.

(©Bob Mortimer)
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)
tart!
harlot!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)
They have knickers in!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
If they didn't
swimming would be so much more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)
*inserts clam trap joke*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)

clam trap joke penis
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)
All this talk of beach wear....
*One day, I'll get a pair of Speedo Micro-Briefs and wear them without getting arrested*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Evenin' Jeff
I care not about swimwear, because I can't swim.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Alright TD?
Are you really a non-swimmer?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Really truly
They used to take us to "the baths" (North Lancs vernacular) every week from school for a couple of years, and eventually they got bored of the fact that me and Eric Miller would sink like kittens in a sack every time we let go of the wall, so the teachers used to send us to get their sandwiches from the canteen before the lunchtime rush.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is all I can suggest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxnUrCNnzNA
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I've just lost a bet with myself
I thought you were going to provide the advert from that era where a fairy appeared and said "learn to swim, young man."

I don't perceive it as an opportunity lost.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I wish... I wish I didn't keep losin' me bird.
meet Mike - he swims like a fish.

"It's just not my scene, man".

Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I know the one you mean DG
But I can't find it on YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)
That's the one
"I wish..I wish..I wish I didn't keep losing me birds!"

(Eureka moment from TD - it's not my stagnant personality and model-village scale parts - it's the fact that I CAN'T SWIM!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I still sometimes call them the baths!
it's the proper name
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Do you go to 'the pictures' or 'the cinema'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)
The flicks
At the picture house.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Neither
But it'd be the pictures if I did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)
pictures
well actually, we didn't go when i was little
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Read an email I was dreading

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Boy fing?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)
work-thing
though on the boy thing. The hot physicist seems to be being thrown at me by fate, since we've gone to the same college for two years and never met, and now met four times in the past week.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)
He's stalking you.
For sure.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Didn't you say he was obscenely cute though?
but lacking in a sense of humour? I think I could probably put up with that for a bit...
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I don't think I could
I'm not pretty enough to rely on looks, so I need to be at least mildly funny/engaging.

That said at dinner tonight, he seemed much more relaxed and actually laughed a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)
perhaps he was nervous
before
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
^ this
maybe he's just shy and acting a little strange because he fancies you.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Nah I'm fairly sure he doesn't
it's just one of those weird things where you get thrown with someone a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Some people grow into liking someone over time.
It's not always a sudden thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Well you never know
you are totally fanciable despite what you think, you know!
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)
We must have proper chatz at some point soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)
absolutely :)
though on boy-above, there is nothing there. Just weird coincidences
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I feel I've not properly caught up with AAK recently.
I've been a bit self-absorbed recently. Not a good way to be. BTW, Fever Tree is still tonic and ergo shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)
you're wrong on the Fever Tree :(
and it's been a busy time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)
It wasn't as nice as I was expecting.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)
that's a pity :(
how was the Hendricks? Did you have cucumber cocktails?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Yes. Gin soaked cucumber is lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
was it good or bad news?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)
well it wasn't bad
I'd felt worried because it was reminding me to do something I should've done
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Had the nuts to talk to strange boys
and give my PhD presentation to a room full of people.

I hate giving presentations, not that it did me much good anyway.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)
All boys are strange.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)
You're one of the strangest ones I know......but in a good way.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Ha ha... fanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
You're not really a boy, are you though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Not in body, no...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
not a boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Indeed they are
however in this context I meant wandering up and chatting to boys that I don't know.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
That is brave
If i did that I'd know they were either inwardly cringing or laughing at my audacity
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)
For all my years, I still couldn't do that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)
fucking hell, laydeez
BUCK UP
I only did this on friday, AT THE STRIP CLUB, when there were plenty of gorgeous half naked girls to chat at other than me
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
but... but...but!
It's scary and I've not managed to perfect 'sticky eyes' like what Bella said about
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I gave an ex girlfriend sticky eyes once.
She never saw me again...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
well if you will poke pieces of wood in them

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)
wtf are sticky eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
something about looking at them all sexy like
then looking away then looking back all shy. Or something

it's not taking your eyes out and throwing them at someone
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)
that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, you'd likely end up giving him the rape eye
it's not that hard, if he's near you say "hey there's this new shot I want to try and my friends won't do it, if I buy it will you take one with me?"
then ask his name and age and yadda yadda
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)
then sex, right?
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Me too.
*scribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)
stop making me laugh :D
if you're looking for a good man you'll likely not find him in a bar but if you want to have a little NSA fun it's that easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)
NSA?
Not safe for animals?

Remembered, no strings attached : )

I want strings attached. In fact I want big thick ropes fucking attached.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)
No strings attached shurely

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)
then I reckon that method will do nicely

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)
*bows down in awe*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
And it has absolutely nothing to do with 4 shots of blueberry vodka.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)
While you're down there...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Sometimes it's really easy, if it's not even remotely in a distantly-possible sexy way
then I can talk to anyone no problems. If I find them attractive, suddenly I turn in to a belming, blushing retard incapable of speech.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
^this
I'm good with people attractive or not. The instant I fancy them though I'm paralysed with the feeling of not wanting to speak to them in case I accidentally hit on them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I fancy the pants off my roommates brother, we sort of hooked up once and it was total shit, but gawd he's so cute and has a great personality
I can talk to him all I want but sometimes he does this thing where he acts like he's going to give me a hug from behind and he stands behind me and runs his hands up my arms and I turn to goo and my knees get weak and I get all tingly
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)
rawr.

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)
it's ridiculous, I practically shriek "STOP" before I jizz in my pants

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Try being a bloke.
Seeing as most blokes will shag anything with a pulse, it's a wonder that a man has ever actually spoken to a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)
*checks for pulse*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
43 in November
So I think I've graduated from "boy".

I pride myself on being strange.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
how about this, after dating site boy asked for my number yesterday he deleted his account before I gave it to him
*has a bit of a sad*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)
boys are stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Dating sites are stupid
I speak with authority after six days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Wanker!
Why ask for a number and then bog off.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
This
what a mannerless tit.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
he probably just pressed the wrong button.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Steve Strange
Now he was...a boy...no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I think I'm more odd than strange.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)
*nods sagely*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

s +d

*RUNS FOR COVER*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Eh?
Nodd sagely?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Nods agedly
*Keeps running*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)
*scowls*
*throws brick at Jeff*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I've been running for 5 minutes, I'll be impressed if you can throw a brick that far!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
It's tied to a rocket.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
You are Wile E Coyte
AICMFP

ACME

Beep! Beep!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)
groan

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
do you not think a brick tied to a rocket is a bit Road Runner?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Pffft
isn't the only exercise you get walking to and from the pub? You've probably only managed 200 yards..
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I followed this training reigme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih-28TlGzhI
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Jeff is down!
And England's 2012 Women's shotput entry is BGB.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
*does lap of honour*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
+dance

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I insist you have a drugs test.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
haha!
Steroids didn't make me this big. It was my mum and dad.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I'm surprised you were so quick to throw your brick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLKvponqV4Q
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Porridge Oats, I reckon
Made you the man you are today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I agree.
And Vimto.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
And Irn-Bru
Can you bend girrrr-derrs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I've never understood the appeal of vimto
I prefer my squash lemon flavoured.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)
vimto =vomit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

drugs test wank
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Oh Yes
The plucky BGB of Todmorden has wanged the shot about 200 miles.

Beat that, Russian transsexuals!

(Harry Carpenter - back from the grave - panting).
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Second bravest thing I've done
is eat in a Chinese restauraunt tonight. Being allergic to about four things meant it was a risk. Despite only having rice/duck with mushrooms, I can feel my face and back itching, so I'm going to wander to Tesco and see if I can get some Piriton. Back in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Oh dear, hope you're ok bbz.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'm off to my pit.
Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Night Blousie.
Do you want me to put the cat out?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I've just put my cats out
I've told them that Tabby/Tortoiseshell just totally doesn't suit them and that purple is the new black, darlings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
And like, OMG!
Gok Wan doesn't approve of my cats so he's like so totally going to like knit them more better coats. That's like, so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)
night

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Are you going to take responsibility and start a new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)
i'm too tired and uncreative
and a little melancholy.

you do one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Neither of you do that
Because I need to go to bed soon and I'll just get dragged in. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)
your turn, then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I only start threads when I'm VERY drunk.
I'm at work at 07.00 tomorrow so I'm only a bit drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Well sort it out between yourselves.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I've started a new thread

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)

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