That is brave
If i did that I'd know they were either inwardly cringing or laughing at my audacity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

For all my years, I still couldn't do that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

fucking hell, laydeez
BUCK UP
I only did this on friday, AT THE STRIP CLUB, when there were plenty of gorgeous half naked girls to chat at other than me
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

but... but...but!
It's scary and I've not managed to perfect 'sticky eyes' like what Bella said about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I gave an ex girlfriend sticky eyes once.
She never saw me again...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

well if you will poke pieces of wood in them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

wtf are sticky eyes

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

something about looking at them all sexy like
then looking away then looking back all shy. Or something

it's not taking your eyes out and throwing them at someone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, you'd likely end up giving him the rape eye
it's not that hard, if he's near you say "hey there's this new shot I want to try and my friends won't do it, if I buy it will you take one with me?"
then ask his name and age and yadda yadda
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

then sex, right?
*makes notes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Me too.
*scribbles*
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

stop making me laugh :D
if you're looking for a good man you'll likely not find him in a bar but if you want to have a little NSA fun it's that easy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

NSA?
Not safe for animals?

Remembered, no strings attached : )

I want strings attached. In fact I want big thick ropes fucking attached.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

No strings attached shurely

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

then I reckon that method will do nicely

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

*bows down in awe*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

And it has absolutely nothing to do with 4 shots of blueberry vodka.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

While you're down there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Sometimes it's really easy, if it's not even remotely in a distantly-possible sexy way
then I can talk to anyone no problems. If I find them attractive, suddenly I turn in to a belming, blushing retard incapable of speech.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

^this
I'm good with people attractive or not. The instant I fancy them though I'm paralysed with the feeling of not wanting to speak to them in case I accidentally hit on them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I fancy the pants off my roommates brother, we sort of hooked up once and it was total shit, but gawd he's so cute and has a great personality
I can talk to him all I want but sometimes he does this thing where he acts like he's going to give me a hug from behind and he stands behind me and runs his hands up my arms and I turn to goo and my knees get weak and I get all tingly
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

rawr.

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

it's ridiculous, I practically shriek "STOP" before I jizz in my pants

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Try being a bloke.
Seeing as most blokes will shag anything with a pulse, it's a wonder that a man has ever actually spoken to a woman.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)

*checks for pulse*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)