I was just about to finish my cup of tea.
I won't now. Thanks Darth.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm here to help
Tea is evil and must be punished
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Fuck you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Not even if you let me videotape it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

But I'm allergic to coffee and need to wake up.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Also, coffee is shit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You're allergic to coffee?
That's unusual. I don't know how I'd cope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

By not drinking coffee, I assume.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

If I woke up allergic to coffee I'd invest in stocks of Red Bull immediately

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Tea is better anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Pro Plus for me
Unless I'm exceptionally hungover, then it's double vodka Red Bull.

It's weird though, I can drink decaff coffee and have other caffeine based things, but coffee = bad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

How bizarre
I should've known you'd have your wakeup cures lined up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

It's the same with pear cider
I just can not drink it.

Anyway, I should probably stop whinging about things I can't drink and go put some make up on. I get to go to CHURCH today!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Won't you burn in there?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

God gives me special dispensation for weddings, funerals and christenings.
He's nice like that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Tea is one of the best substances in the world.
Tea, tobacco and oxytocin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I accept that not liking tea places me firmly in the minority
Along with not liking tomato ketchup, nuts of any kind and Michael McIntyre. That last one is absolutely perplexing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

*backs away from wierdo from Norfolk*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Oh please
I'm in Norfolk (NOT from), how much further away can you get?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I do not like Michael McIntyre.
I don't like ketchup in ridiculous quantities, but a little is nice. As for the nuts, each to their own.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)