I'm resting a can of coke between my breasts and drinking from it using a straw.
Suitably entertaining mental image, darlin'?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am thoroughly entertained.
Have a question:
How are you going to show your love for me this saturday?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I'm going to give you a running hug and possibly stick my face onto your chest.
Then we're going to drink a toast of Southern Comfort followed by a toast of gin, to symbolise our love for each other.

Then we can get drunk and have sex.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

You win this thread.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

-takes a bow-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)

see, this just makes it sound like there's going to be a massive orgy when we get back to amberl's...

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)

you mean there isn't going to be?
/cancels bash
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

haha
there could well be, but lets face it - I'll sleep through it if there is.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I'm going to feed you pro-plus at the beginning
And make you drink red bull half way through. I'm not ketting you be Chompy-bait!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)

this is a Good Plan
although I think he said he had to leave at 10pm and I won't be asleep - or paralytic, I hope - by then so I should be safe..
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I've missed out on sleeping with Apples too many times.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Wait, what?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

You have complaints?

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

None whatsoever
Just a grin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

surely
my < - > your
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Show me tonight.

( wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

That I will, hotstuff, that I will ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Yeeeessssssssss

( wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I'm bringing gin.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I'm bringing sex.

( wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

In a bucket

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

There's a hole in my bucket.

( wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Then fill it with ..... cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

ewwwwww.
Everyone knows cock are parts of boys and boys smell.
( wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

+y back

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Oh great, another lustful orgy I'm not invited to on the account of me not being able to make it anyway.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)