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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm bored.
Entertain me. I don't care how. Just do it.

Alt: You'll get an alt Q as a reward for suitably entertaining me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:41, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

www.globalspec.com/trebuchet/

Now gimme a question.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Hmm, interesting.
This question is for you and you only Jeff. What's your favourite type of dog?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Weimaraner
Although I've never owned one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)
just rented it for the night then?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)
No, I've never had one at all :(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
They're the ones they used to dress up on sesame street aren't they?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I don't know.
I've not seen sesame street in years.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Neither have I
But I still know the theme tune.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
entertain yourself
With thoughts of Saturday. Or alternatively watch Sun, Sex and Suspicious parents on bbciplayer
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)
That show pisses me off.
If my parents did that to me, I'd be fucking furious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I'd be furious as well
Because it's really really creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Why, what happens?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Kids go off on a boozy clubbing holiday,
Completely unaware that their parents have followed them and are secretly spying on them all week.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)
the only thing that mitigates it
Is that they know they're being filmed and that at some point in the future their parents would've seen it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)
That sounds like utter shit

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)
The subthread this spanwned entertained me for a bit
So I'll give you a question.
What's your favourite alcoholic drink?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)
probably gin
Because it is so versatile. Or single malt whisky
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)
XO cognac

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I had the most amazing cocktail
With XO cognac in it a few days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Fraoch

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Barolo
King of wines.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Causer of faceplants.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Lovely stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
I have google skymap on my phone
that's how I entertain myself, for about 4 minutes
you could try that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)
What is it?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)
it's an app, you start it, it links in to your phones location and wherever you point it it will show the names of the stars or planets
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6znyx0gjb4
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Nice
I can't get apps on my phone though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)
But good effort, so I'll give you a question.
If you were to come to England, where's the first place you would want to visit?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
pfft
*waits for my question*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Oops, sorry
I'll get right on it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I didn't get apps on my phone until I bought the half broken one I have now from my friend
I can't slide it closed too hard or it shuts off

IF I were to come to England the first place I'd want to visit would beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............uummmmmm.......uuuuuhhhhhh....Hyde Park.
I don't know anything about it, but it's featured pretty regularly in some books I read.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Do they actually race horses there?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
No idea. Never been.
I'll leave that to a southerner.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)
No.
They blow horses up there with bombs hidden in bandstands.

Then kids television encourage their viewers to send the horses packets of polo mints.

It's a big con.

EDIT: Here you go, read this. news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/july/20/newsid_2515000/2515343.stm
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)
i has a sad

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I'm resting a can of coke between my breasts and drinking from it using a straw.
Suitably entertaining mental image, darlin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I am thoroughly entertained.
Have a question:
How are you going to show your love for me this saturday?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I'm going to give you a running hug and possibly stick my face onto your chest.
Then we're going to drink a toast of Southern Comfort followed by a toast of gin, to symbolise our love for each other.

Then we can get drunk and have sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)
You win this thread.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)
-takes a bow-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:02, Reply)
see, this just makes it sound like there's going to be a massive orgy when we get back to amberl's...

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)
you mean there isn't going to be?
/cancels bash
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
haha
there could well be, but lets face it - I'll sleep through it if there is.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I'm going to feed you pro-plus at the beginning
And make you drink red bull half way through. I'm not ketting you be Chompy-bait!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)
this is a Good Plan
although I think he said he had to leave at 10pm and I won't be asleep - or paralytic, I hope - by then so I should be safe..
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I've missed out on sleeping with Apples too many times.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Wait, what?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
You have complaints?

(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
None whatsoever
Just a grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
surely
my < - > your
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Show me tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)
That I will, hotstuff, that I will ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Yeeeessssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I'm bringing gin.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I'm bringing sex.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)
In a bucket

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
There's a hole in my bucket.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Then fill it with ..... cock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)
ewwwwww.
Everyone knows cock are parts of boys and boys smell.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
+y back

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Oh great, another lustful orgy I'm not invited to on the account of me not being able to make it anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Whenever I'm bored
I read Cracked.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Done cracked already.
You don't get a question.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Failblog?
Lamebook?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I am at my wits end
You can safely assume I have already tried all these normal methods of distraction.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Then know that I've got you a small gift to say thanks for your help
And you shall receive it on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Aaaaand a question is back on the table.
How many of your chins are you going to bring on Saturday?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)
not too many
I only have a little fiesta, he won't be able to fit them in the car..
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I don't care for your question very much.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Are you bringing what you texted me yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Damn right I am!
I'm aware we're probably drinking out, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I cannot wait.
You're going to have to prise it out of my drunken deathgrip
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
You can have some, but not all!
Wait, which picture text are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
The one of your cock, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Glad we're on the same wavelength here
Could have been embarrassing!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Well, you two can get it on
and I'll fall asleep clutching the Hendricks gin. Which I would very much like to try, thankyoupleaseifyoudon'tmind.
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Erm, while I love Lab I'm afraid he has a little too little hair for my tastes. Sorry, darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Hahaha! No offence taken

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
You may try some
If you don't mind slimline tonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
I would have thought Lab would prefer Christine?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
She is gorgeous

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)
How about this?
Does this work?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)
No, because I could just watch the full clip with sound on youtube.
No question for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Fair enough
I find 5 minutes on here keeps me chilled out and amused for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Not seen this before
Its quite entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Scratch that - I'm crying with laughter now!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I don't know if it'll entertain you, but I discovered I got a £500 bursary today and am very happy.
I've just bought the most ace t-shirt ever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)
You might deserve a question
depending on what the t-shirt is.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)
It's going to bring joy to all those who see it
www.endclothing.co.uk/brands/wood-wood/wood-wood-make-you-tee.html
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I like this!
EDIT:

Have you managed to change courses then?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
99% sorted.
It's all okay I just haven't *officially* changed yet. I've got another work placement at Ogilvy Group this summer as well. Everything's coming up roses finally!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)
In not sure that is this the best t-shirt EVER Barry.
I remain... Unconvinced.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Nah, not enough to deserve a question.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I'm quite proud that I've shown restraint in my purchases today, I bought a couple other things but my spending only totalled £90.
My flatmates on the other hand went out and bought a PS3 and iPhone.

Edit - Oh yeah and another two are going skydiving. I might as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Only £90.
ONLY?
That my budget for about 3 weeks.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
It is for me normally.
But we all got money unexpectedly. Next on my list is a laptop bag at the bargain price of £145.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Is it this one?


As it's my current favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)
It's 'Down's syndrome' though isn't it?
Whoever designed the shirt is therefore a bit of a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Very true
Although, I'd love to get this put on a t-shirt for you -

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
That's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Not that I'm lazy...
but this is actually pretty good

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00yhwyc/A_Short_History_of_Vampires_Draculas_Guest_Bram_Stoker/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Vampires are shit
No question for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
*exaggerated sigh*
Fine, I'll tell you a joke. What's grey and can't climb trees?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
My nanna.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Annoyingly, that's probably better than my actual answer
A car park
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Charlie brooker's latest show on the iPlayer is excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is an interesting article about hacking
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/02/how-one-security-firm-tracked-anonymousand-paid-a-heavy-price.ars/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Also space is cool
www.space.com/34-image-day.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I'm expecting three questions now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Ding ding ding!
You win: ZERO questions!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I would have lied in the answers anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Damned if I'm sitting through 73 images.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)
you're such a bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Don't care.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Seen it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Ok I'll settle for two questions.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I have goat for supper.
This is possibly more entertaining for me than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I'm more interested in this post than the rest of this ego thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)
You're just sulking because you didn't earn a question.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I bet it would have been well thought out and interesting like all your posts.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Are you actually coming to the Burlesque night tomorrow?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Nope, I was just being hilarious.
Try not to miss me too much
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Oh thank fuck.
I was pretty sure it was just you being your usual "witty" self, but when Kitty said to ask you what you were wearing I did get some doubts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
So mean :( I'm great fun.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Lampers is coming for supper.
We're having a Caribbean feast courtesy of Wee Lusters McLusty.

This is a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
*jealous*
are you coming to Oxford at the weekend Monters?
(berk, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Unlikely.
Depends on the outcome of a chat I have with 'The One Account' after work.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)
You'll be missing out on a great orgy
If you don't. Not to mention fab cocktails
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Well either all my problems are likely to be resolved
or I shall be filing for the next one down from bankruptcy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Is that debt something someting order?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)
That's the fucker.
I know someone who has one. Apparently it's fucking depressing. He's four years in and still has six to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
At least you'll know where you stand.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Yep: in the park, next to the tent I'll be living in...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
It's nearly spring!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)
PMA, like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)
:( wishing you luck
Let me know how it goes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
o_O

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
You'll love it. It's like lean lamb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I just had a spoonful to check if it's revolting.
It's not.
We're having rice I will make pink aswell. Annnnd we're having maple syrup covered grilled pineapple for pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Black pepper would be good on the pineapple.
Sounds weird: isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Works on melon and strawberries as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
char-grilled pineapple covered in a rum syrup with black pepper
with coconut ice cream is one of the only sweet foods I give a toss about.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Oh my goodness this is going to be incredible.
You're expecting me at 8, right? I could come earlier if needs be.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
We need a little time to tidy up my
record shop flat...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Right, so I have one more hour in bed. Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
YOU need a little time to tidy up.
Not my flat, not my mess,
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)
But.....but.....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I like goat.
So I'm quite jealous.
Is there anything mainstream and popular that you don't hate?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I've never heard Monty slate S-Club 7 on here.
So I'd say them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Jackie Chan.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Jackie Chan is ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:36, Reply)
You gonna have some jerk goat?
And make a bad ting good?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Sweet, how did you convince your ex to come round?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Eh? I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Ah, sorry, I saw 'goat', and simply assumed...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Oh gee oh gosh oh my oh wow, I'm madly deeply unrelentlessly besotted with the girl in the hospital chair-bed-thing next to me this morning, my treatment went in like minutes.
But alas, she's married, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I know she's having another treatment thinggy in the same place tomorow, would it be worth me overdosing and pretending I didn't get it today?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
No, bitches aint shit

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
....plus this one's 85 and incontinent.
Gonz you sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Oh monts, every single time I go into hospital I fall in love, without fail.
They're so caring and kind, and/or need looking after. I wish the tube was like the hospital where you get to talk to people, everyone is so open, like you can say anything you want, but you don't say the grim stuff, but you could if you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
The smell of piss and disinfectant turns you on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
gawd, no

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Ok then, does this make you happy?
www.metalhammer.co.uk/news/soundgarden-working-on-new-album/
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Already knew.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
What you think then, will it be as dull as, or worse than all previous previous efforts?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Being duller would be a major achievement.
I say it cannot be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:52, Reply)
My problem with them is not just how dull they are
It's how much I liked the tune Chris Cornell did solo. Cracking tune, but the band are just so banal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Badmotorfinger was a fantastic album
And Chris Cornell is a fantastic singer.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

antastic sing ucking bend
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)
+er

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)
A benderer?
"Like a bender, but even more so?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:15, Reply)
'He's even benderer than you are, Darth'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
I've never thought to ascribe it a comparative
"Bender, Benderer, Benderest."

"After much consideration, the benders running The Weakest Link decided that that benderest of the two benders was not, in fact the 32-year old Telecommunication's Analyst* from Norwich. Despite that bender having the benderer haircut, the Welsh bender was deemed the benderest."

*Pffft. He's such an analyst.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Damn, I thought that was Savage Garden metalhammer were writting about.
*Sings to myself*
I believe love is what you get returned
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Today one of the children picked his nose whilst on the carpet,
looked around, then proceeded to wipe it on the back of one the girls in front of him.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I like this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This doesn't warrant a new thread
tinyurl.com/6d5x9ym

But what sort of Gaylord McBellend buys a ticket in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Maroon 5 are fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
It's a crime that they're still going and Semisonic aren't.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

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