I have Lady Gaga on mine

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK, you win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I maintain that Bad Romance is a fucking brilliant song
I could have played that at my club night and had 150+ goths stomping along to it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I know not of this song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

You Tube it if you can
It has a stompy bassline to it. I could mix that into countless Industrial/Aggrotech songs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

My old rock night regularly filled the dancefloor with Aqua's 'Barbie Girl'.
Although we weren't brave enough to try playing it before everyone was hammered.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

The last hour of my night was devoted to classic floorfillers
And cheesy shite like Scooter, 2 Unlimited and a techno remix of "I've got a brand new combine harvester".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Ten Masked Men to finish.
'Sweet Like Chocolate' is superb.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I completely agree with every sentiment of this post
I was aching for someone to have the nerve to play it last InFest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

As Wooks said
You'd have to play it at a time when everyone was leathered.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Come on mate, you've been to InFest
Everyone's leathered by tea time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Yes, but also a lot of people are still arrogant cunts at that time
Ok, that's mainly the London crowd, the sneering gobshites.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Don't get me started
You mean the cunts who're so scene that they only go to InFest to wear ludicrously expensive clothes that serve no purpose outside of the festival and take the piss out of people who're only there to see their mates, dance and have a good time. Like me. How fucking dare I consider having fun more important than living the cyber life.

Apart from anything else, this year will be my 9th InFest, so they can fuck the fuck off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Exactly those cunts
I had one sneer at me in Slimes because I said I wasn't from London. I yelled expletives in his face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Welcome to why I fucking loathe Slimelight.
EDIT ooh this would work as a reply to Lab too.

Slimelight is fucking shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Haven't been in 6 years
And I was very, very drunk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Only been twice
Last time was in 2002. Very proud of my record since then. Was on MDs both times. You'd have to be, wouldn't you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

i just have 2 gaga songs on mine
that one that goes on about red wiiine (no, i am NOT thinking of ub40) and pokerface.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Just Dance?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

JAYKAY SAYS DANCE

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

*chairdances*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Fucking everything has a "red wine" reference at the start nowadays
Yes you're thinking of Just Dance, but it also crops up on Poison by Nicole Scherzinger, About A Girl by the Sugababes, and that's just off the top of my head.

It's things like this, isn't it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

yes
yes it is. sorry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You of all people should know better

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

sssssssh
everyone will want one!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Hahahaha
No they won't. I am under no illusions that I am an acquired taste
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)