Yes I do have an exciting weekend planned
but I hear I have to be nice to some person called TGB :(

Alt: Batman
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dark and broody Batman, or nipple-suit Batman?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Dark and broody Batman of course
though I'll be someone off Inception for the chance to play around in dreams
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

in dreams with Joseph Gorden-Levitt
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

How did you know? :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I don't know many girls who wouldn't molesterise him given half a chance

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

true
he is ridiculously hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I've never watched the Val Kilmer or George Clooney incarnations
I think it's better if I don't.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Have you seen the Bale ones then?
with THE BATMAN VOICE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You've brought back memories
Of when I imagined him using that voice all the time.
"YES, THAT'S IT, WORK THE SHAFT."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Adam West is the only real Batman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

He's brilliant in Family Guy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

They're stealing my water!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I have and that voice really grates
luckily he doesn't have to use it that often. Bale's american accent is fine but that voice doesn't fit that body. Hugh Laurie's accent in House annoys me though, everyone else says it's brilliant but for some reason it gets on my nerves.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

House doesn't sound like any American I've ever met or heard speak.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

but hugh laurie
is pant-dampeningly hot.

flatmate and i were watching that fry & laurie thing reunited the other night, and i couldn't stop swooning. she didn't get it at all. but what does she know - her bf is bald AND ginger. nature's double whammy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

You mean the hair he hasn't got is red?
How does that work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

back hair

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

he's half-fox, half bald-eagle

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

it is called a BEARD
maybe you'll grow one, one day when your balls have dropped and you stop cooking dinner for people?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Good point.
It's too nasal which is the default thing for people to do when they try and impersonate an american.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

TGB is totally awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I'm not sure how I feel about TGB
*looks at badge*
Ah yes, that's right.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

*cries*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

What?
My badge says "TGB's lovely sometimes".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm always nice to you
you Clendrix
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

True dat

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm sometimes nice to you
But sometimes you need tellin straight *clicks fingers* mmmMHMmm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

*pandertron*

( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Nahh, not worth it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Fucking hell, you don't have to be NICE to her.
Just throw her a fish head every now and again and she'll be perfectly happy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)