Quite a few
America, Australia, Canada, Thailand, maybe even Spain or Southern France. For the most part, life seems more laid back in those countries, and America's chosen because it's such a varied country, they mostly speak the same language, and the women are easy (according to Texts From Last Night).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I fucking love American women.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I can't Guess Who you are.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Lenny Kravitz?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I get it. You get it. But does anyone else?
No they do not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Have you got a copy of 'Live At The Paramount' ?
It is the one that Lester Bangs bangs on about in 'Psychotic....'? If no let me know as it is fucking amazing.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I do not
*gets excited*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Edit
Oops! - nothing to see here - move along.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Robert Plant?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Mike Flowers?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Jasper Carrott
*doesn't know what you're all on about*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Nicholas Parsnips

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Tina Turnip

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Cubby Broccoli

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Prefab Sprout
/almost
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Stock, Aitken and Watercress

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Bruce Springonion

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Pea Diddy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I must say
"Tina Turnip" is still got me giggling.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

slags, the lot of them

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

The female students of William & Mary in Williamsburg are a nice looking bunch
and 'refreshingly forward' towards the tall, handsome and well-spoken English visitor, apparently.

*cough*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

*clears throat*
I imagine they are...
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

who was texting you last night then?
spill spill spill!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

facepalm

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

it's funny because...
... oh no wait, it just wasn't funny.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You know that's a website right?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

er, yes
yes i did. wasn't it totally obvious?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Only Tourettes texted me last night
www.textsfromlastnight.com/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

so you say
i'm watching you. with narrowed rapey eyes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I do have a nice set of bushes outside my flat
I'll pop a pillow and some vodka in there tonight for you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

i don't do bushes
hollywood waxing only
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

They're not ideal in a hide and seek kind of scenario though, are they?

(berk, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

TGB's is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I've heard your 'George W' looks like Billy Gibbons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Gibbons Connolly
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

you both suck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

They have to earn a living somehow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)