Alright Jeff?
No. It's snowing and I have work. It's like a bloody anti-fun conspiracy, I tells ya.

How about you?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm doing some cleaning.
AND I'm thinking of having a shave in a bit. AND I'm thinking of taking my watch to the jewelers to get the stap fixed.

It doesn't get much more rock and roll than that.

How much snow have you got?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

This much


Fuck that shit, I hate snow.

Sounds like you've got quite the day planned!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

That's loads of snow.
It rained ovenight here, but it's starting to dry up now, it's quite mild here too.

Snow is bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Too fucking right it's bent
I ain't happy. I ain't happy at all. Plus, I have a really busy few days at work and I can't be arsed. Can we fast forward the next two weeks please Jeff?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Of course.
Consider today the 5th of March.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Yay!
That means it's only 4 days until I go see The Wombats, 6 days until I go to Brighton and 12 days until Paddy's day!

Thanks Jeff!!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)

You might want to tell The Wombats that the date has changed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Oh, I thought we'd fast forwarded the whole world.
I wondered why the snow hadn't gone.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Best day of the year bar none.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Where are you?
That is a lot of snow.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Bradford
Seems to be all over West Yorkshire, judging by my Facebook.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

What the hell were they thinking?
Don't they know we have had all the snow this year?
I'm going to complain to the ombudsman and I suggest you do the same!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

My sternly worded letter has already been drafted
"Dear Snow Ombudsman,

I am writing to you re: February 19, 2011.

Seriously, what the fuck? Snow happens in December. That is it. Even that is a major concession on our part. Have you forgotten about how I was stranded in Sheffield and had to walk down the M1 in a blizzard until the Highway Maintenance Men saw me and picked me up in their digger?

Yours with hate,

Bella"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

That said it was snowing the day I was born
and that was April.
But then I was the second coming of Satan.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

You are Damian AICMFP

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

"Dear Snow Ombudsman,

I am writing to you re: February 19March 5*, 2011.

Seriously, what the fuck? Snow happens in December. That is it. Even that is a major concession on our part. Have you forgotten about how I was stranded in Sheffield and had to walk down the M1 in a blizzard until the Highway Maintenance Men saw me and picked me up in their digger?

Yours with hate,

Bella
*According to the calendar of Jeff"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Sorry Jeff

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

holy shit
it's so warm here, it feels like late spring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)