This much


Fuck that shit, I hate snow.

Sounds like you've got quite the day planned!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's loads of snow.
It rained ovenight here, but it's starting to dry up now, it's quite mild here too.

Snow is bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Too fucking right it's bent
I ain't happy. I ain't happy at all. Plus, I have a really busy few days at work and I can't be arsed. Can we fast forward the next two weeks please Jeff?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Of course.
Consider today the 5th of March.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Yay!
That means it's only 4 days until I go see The Wombats, 6 days until I go to Brighton and 12 days until Paddy's day!

Thanks Jeff!!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)

You might want to tell The Wombats that the date has changed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Oh, I thought we'd fast forwarded the whole world.
I wondered why the snow hadn't gone.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Best day of the year bar none.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Where are you?
That is a lot of snow.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Bradford
Seems to be all over West Yorkshire, judging by my Facebook.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

What the hell were they thinking?
Don't they know we have had all the snow this year?
I'm going to complain to the ombudsman and I suggest you do the same!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

My sternly worded letter has already been drafted
"Dear Snow Ombudsman,

I am writing to you re: February 19, 2011.

Seriously, what the fuck? Snow happens in December. That is it. Even that is a major concession on our part. Have you forgotten about how I was stranded in Sheffield and had to walk down the M1 in a blizzard until the Highway Maintenance Men saw me and picked me up in their digger?

Yours with hate,

Bella"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

That said it was snowing the day I was born
and that was April.
But then I was the second coming of Satan.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

You are Damian AICMFP

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

"Dear Snow Ombudsman,

I am writing to you re: February 19March 5*, 2011.

Seriously, what the fuck? Snow happens in December. That is it. Even that is a major concession on our part. Have you forgotten about how I was stranded in Sheffield and had to walk down the M1 in a blizzard until the Highway Maintenance Men saw me and picked me up in their digger?

Yours with hate,

Bella
*According to the calendar of Jeff"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Sorry Jeff

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

holy shit
it's so warm here, it feels like late spring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)