What the juddering fuck?
How was Oxford, anyway?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lusty texted Amberl to say that she couldn't make it
As Monty had fallen and broken his hip. My reaction was "That sounds quite likely" and carried on into the pub.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

If I ever break a bone,
I'll text someone fucking else for sympathy

Someone whose number I've got, for starters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I don't recommend breaking a bone
It's rather inconveniencing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

So I'm told
What did you break? And who on?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Double spiral fracture of tib/fib, about an inch from the knee
On a brick barbecue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

oooffffooooyafuckaya

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

It didn't start to hurt until I got to hospital
Then it fucking caned until I had morphine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

My leg hurts just reading it!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Mine now aches whenever the weather changes dramatically
Stupid barbecue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I dont think barbeques are historically correct
LARP fail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Pretty sure people have been cooking outside with fire for a while
But I take your point. Stupid scout sites...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Fucking hell
I consider it something of a miracle that a combination of my innate clumsiness and Ballroom habit are yet to generate anything worse than a sprained ankle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Much happen after I left?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

More of the same
We stayed in that pub for a few hours longer, then went back to Amberl's for gin and chat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I was basically asking who's got an appointment at the clinic today.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I didn't AIDS punch anyone
And no one who was crashing at Annie's had sex, unless they're very sneaky.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Me and apple were super sneaky

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

is this why it's now gone quiet on here
as all the boys have screengrabbed this comment and taken it to the gents?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

She was wearing a cow 'onesie'
So only Maxi will find that hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

looking around at the perverts on here
this is utterly untrue
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I try to not look around at the perverts on here

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)

as it puts you right off your stroke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

*rubs thighs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Stop it
You'll make Happybara jealous.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Sorry,
*Rubs longer than average thighs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

You had some gin (50ml)?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I'm the one who forces memes around here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Morning Chompy (5'10")

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Ooh keep this going until Apple turns up her boyfriend's about 4'6"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Really? Hahahahaha
Do you reckon his thighs are too short for, you know....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

He would be at tit height though
convenient
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I brought up the phrase musky arsehole once that night, I got "looks" so I stopped.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Was it in the context of
'fucking hell Apples, that midget you're shagging's a right musky arsehole'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I dont see any problems with this statement

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Pretty much.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

jealousy is an ugly emotion, you know
it causes wrinkles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

if he has tamed her
then he must have some excellent points.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Yes Monty (56, male, 48-52-46, heteroflexible, 96% organic 4% man-made)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

*wolf whistles*
Good measurements there for the Boyce
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

It was good, lusty told us Monty had broken his hip
but he hadn't it was typical Qotw lies.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Hang about
QOTW lies... OFF the internet?! This is a dangerous precedent. We're through the looking glass, people.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)