Specfuckingtacular
Men like him give hope to the likes of me. Possibly he was old before his time anyway but that makes him look 40-odd.

What the fuck was the tattooist thinking? Could he not at least have said "are you SURE?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If I were a tattooist
I would make customers sign a waiver to say they are sober and want the work done. Old star face from a while back wouldn't be sueing me because she no longer wants to look like a fucking moron. No sir.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Quite a few do that
Decent tattoo artists won't do necks, faces or hands unless the person is already covered. According to the article, this guy has a lot of tattoos, and looks like he also had some facial tatts already.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

As you said though, decent tatts cost money
and I'm guessing he didn't go to Xed le Hed for this tatt. Maybe the person responsible doesn't turn down work, however preposterous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

my friend got a drunk tatto
it was only a big "VII", so we asked him why he was so embarrassed by it. Turns out it was because he'd played so much Final Fantasy VII
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

It's massively irresponsible of any tattooist to do ink whilst the subject is drunk
How can you expect someone to make a lifelong decision if they're unable to decide which nightclub to go to later?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

That is the gayest thing I have ever heard
(apart from 'I AM MARTIN, 32, A BOTTOM INSPECTOR FROM THETFORD')
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

before he parted your buttocks?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

"Monty, you are the
weakest sphincter"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I applaud him for his choice of game
But would mock him for getting a tattoo of it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I like the Roman numerals style of tattoo
but wouldn't know what number to get!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I'd probably end up with 'MCMLXXXVIII', as I was born that year
I'm also mildly proud I just remembered that (numerals, not my year of birth
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)