Fucking povvo soup, houmous, crackers.
Alt: male, despite the hair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gaymo.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Is that a kind of pink lawnmower?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

officelols

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

haha
It's a lot less bovver with a Hover.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:49, Reply)

A neighbour painted his lawnmower pink for the missus (she wanted to mow the lawn for some reason)
You can probably guess how that went
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Nope, sorry.
I'm thinking either
a) fine or
b) it caused some kind of problem?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:58, Reply)

From the raised voices it sounded like she loved it and wanted the world to know

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)

That was because I was round there
give her the old one-two up the 'Paul Gadd'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:02, Reply)

hehehe

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Your neighbour sounds like a prick

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It was the thought that counts

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I had houmous yesterday
and am looking forward to more of the pate berk made
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)

One more flush should shift it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I could eat Hoummous til i burst.
Lidl used to do 500ml tubs and i'd easily clear one in a sitting. With a spoon.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Sounds like you really like it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Is it, is it wicked?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

He's loving it. loving it. loving it.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

It's like Crack.
But tastier.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Cheese straws and five different tubs of hummous were my undoing last weekend.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Do you love it as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Too right she does.
She's not that fussed about houmous though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)

For fucks sake.
It shouldn't be this difficult to call someone a Houmoussexual.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

*claps*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Fuck. That sounds incredible.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It was.
I've put 3 pounds on.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

That's a godly amount of Hoummous.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Well the booze didn't help.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)

You can trick yourself into thinking it's home made
by putting it into a bowl, dusting it with paprika and then pouring a decent glug of QOTW* olive oil on it.

*extra virgin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

this made me laugh
alright Monty, how you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Dismal, thank you my dear.
Sorry to have missed out on the lolz on Saturday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Sorry you couldn't make it
any light on the horizon?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I filled out a misery summary online for the CCCS
and have downloaded a patronising 23-page advice document this morning. I've yet to read it but it contains pictures of the sort of wankers you see in 'Just For Men' ads, pensively holding cups of coffee.

Never has my own death seemed so appealing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)

That sounds like absolute shit
I hope there is something worthwhile enough in the document to justify the pictures
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Don't die yet.
I'm pinning my hopes on you getting some sort of facial disfigurement so that I can have you at last.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Scarface lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Facial disfigurement is certainly something I don't wish to miss by dint of my being dead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I knew you'd see it my way.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)