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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I would like to know how you've come to this conclusion?
I'm fairly sure I would have noticed if I'd had sex with Jeff.
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berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Chompy on the other hand....
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38,
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He's like a shadow
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40,
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Until he rohypnols you
Then he's like a bear on a trampoline
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41,
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All paws, claws and flattening
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42,
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*voms up rice and jalapeno dinner*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43,
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*guffaw*
it's funny because he's a rapist whose MO is to use chemicals to render his victims unconcious
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40,
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hmmm
is this the rape meme? or are you implying that he has a pointless little cock which is so small and withered that she didn't notice? it can't be that she has a cavernous glistening maw of a vag, as that would be a bit hypocritical.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41,
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Yeah, you would have thought so wouldn't you
so, either he's a bit small, or you're a bit loose.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39,
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Or it's a little from column A
And a little from column B
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42,
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I do my kegels, ta, no chip up the motorway for me.
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berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42,
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