No doubt I've regaled you with this before
but at the tender age of 14 I managed to miss the last train home from Edinburgh and had to wait for 7 hours for the royal mail train, which they kindly added a sleeper carriage to for me.

Or the time I offered a lift to a party to a boy I liked, got lost, ended up going in the wrong direction on the motorway for 30 miles as there was nowhere to turn round, eventually made it back to where I needed to be and made exactly the same fucking mistake. We were three hours late; it'd probably have been quicker to walk.

I'm not playing the alt q.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hmmmmm, I wonder who the first name would be?
I wonder.

*wonders*

Hmmmmmm
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Oooo! gossip ahoy!

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

*pulls the Gossip whistle*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

The silver fox from the Oxford rock pub.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Is the silver fox from the Oxford rock pub a B3tan?

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

No, a drunken pervert
Again, not a b3tan.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

B3tan rapist like you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

He was a right weirdo
So anything's possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I tried to get Imelda May tickets this morning
they've only gone and fucking sold out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

That's cos she's
FUCKING AWESOME
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Fucking other people buying tickets I wanted.
Fucking cunts, I was very annoyed, I might get my mate in camden to see if he can get any at the ticket office.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I read that as Imelda Marcus and got very confused for a moment.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

He was such a charmer
The way he sniffs or grabs a girl's hair...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I really can't express just how much I didn't need to know that had happened...

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

If you hadn't known, he might have done it again
Plus your face when we told you was REALLY funny.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Pfft. Thanks for that.

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

We all know you're after my Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I believe I was about 12 the last time I was accused of fancying someone just because I'd sent them a few texts.
*sighs at the futility of denial*
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Haha!
To be honest I don't mind sharing. As long as I'm asked first.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

He's all yours
as long as I can borrow him for youtube disco occasionally.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

ha, this is like me and roota fighting over kroney
no, you have him. i insist.

nah nah, jeff is all yours.

no, really. you take him. please. take him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I can read this you know.
I'm not some piece of meat you get to trade between yourselves at some cattle-market nightclub, whilst you and Blousie get drunk on blue WKD and shots of Aftershock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

only in your dreams, eh, jeff?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Exactly Swipe.
Although in these dreams, you'd be there, drinking Malibu and pineapple, what with you being dead rich and sophisticated.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

i am so surprised you added the last 3 words

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

So am I.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

pffffffft
you just didn't think of it in time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

you two flirt like teenagers

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

bobby i'm really shocked
i am probably the least flirtatious person on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET SWIPE, SHENANIGANS!!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

find one example
just one example of me flirting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I'm 10 years too young to be seen in that type of place
and lets face it - as if you'd mind!
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)