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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I read that this morning
and was gobsmacked at just what a one trick pony he was, and then at just how pathetic the people who post replies to his stories are.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Well, if its any consolation, his IVF hasn't worked yet.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)
He's probably wanked all the sperm out of himself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
If I was his doctor
I'd put his sperm in the microwave for 20 mins to make sure he's a evolutionary dead end.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)
If I was his doctor
I would cut his face off with a scalpel and feed it to DF's gay rats.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)
"if i was" ? "IF I WAS"?
oh monty. you've changed.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Well, they were starting to smell, even with my shoes on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I was quoting 'Midge Ure'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
The Geldof Arms was always quite popular.
The Ure Inn, not so much.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
^ You see, THAT is how to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
He puts the 'pony' into 'one trick pony'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Boring situation
+ unfeasible women + elaborate nob euphemisms + crap payoff = spankyhanky

He used to amuse me at first, but so did JMG. They both have the same problem. Crippling lack of imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)
By the way
I've posted now, so time for this thread to die. It's becoming traditional.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Haha
/OT's own Domestos
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)

lack of imaginartion self diagnosed asperges
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:26, Reply)

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