I told a packed train to get fucked.
The carridge was completely full except for where people sit, where there wasn't a single person standing. I said "Can you move down please", "Please can you move down", "Excuse me, please, can you move down", "Nobody's gonna move down?" then as the doors were closing "Fine then, fuck the lottaya, i'll get the next one".

So I get the next one, and it stops at the next station, and nobody would let me off, I was the last one in the carridge and they stood right by the door and wouldn't let me off, so I barged mumbling "sorry". I move to the back as I don't want to stand right on the edge of the platform, and there is no room on the next train now.

THEN the train stopped at arnos grove, and the train was stopping here for everyone to get off, I stood by the door to get off and I get rushed, they don't let me off at all. I wait for everyone to get on and get off myself, but as I do so the anouncer says the train is terminating there and loads of people barge past me, I almost fell over ! At arnos grove the next train in my direction comes, everyone rushes in, nobody moving down again. I ask people to move down, nobody listens, I get the next one.

What a bunch of cunts these Londoners are, thank fuck the olympics is south london and not north.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this is why I hate london

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:20, Reply)

QUICK PUT ON CHANNEL 5 !!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I have no TV
describe it, Gonz, be my eyes!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)

"Extraordanary Dogs", it's a show about dogs that does things for people, today's show was about hearing.
Everyone was saying that although the dogs help a lot with the hearing, that they bring companionship and love. There was one rat-like dog, but the rest were all labradors and retrivers, lovely dogs, they're what make life worth living.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I sort of agree.
What I can't understand is when people try and sandwich themselves onto a packed tube (not suggesting this is what you did, it's just something that winds me up) when there's virtually no room to breathe on them. There's gonna be another one in about four minutes you impatient cunts, chill out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Oh'aye, deffo, they're cunts too.
I don't mind waiting for the next train if it's packed, but when it's 'cus nobody is moving down, it's really out of order. I hate it when I'm right by the edge and people push me in to get on.

And those cunts who sneek past along the side of the train or esculator.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

You should have personalised it
"You! Grey hair, blue suit, brown satchel! Why aren't you moving down the carriage, you inconsiderate cunt? Don't smirk, Miss sensible brown business suit and blue-framed glasses - you could move too but you don't give a shit for anyone but yourself."

It'd work in Birmingham, where people have both empathy and shame; worth a try in London, at any rate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)