It's not finished yet
if I don't get pissed off with it and chuck it away I will stick the finished thing on coll3ctive or facebook or something.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What is it a picture of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I don't know how to resize!

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Fuck yes!
Not this picture, but Marvin Elliot has just put City 2-1 up against Watford!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Oh, bollocks to you.

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

that cries out for pastels!
nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I could kill for a fruit pastel now.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

What flavour is your favourite?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

The yellow ones are best
they're all good though bar the red ones
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I like the red ones.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Ugh, so wrong.

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Yellow and green.
Ooh I want some now. Might pop to the offie.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

If you're going out
Can you get me a bag of mini cheddars?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I remembered I had Percy Pigs in the cupboard. Will get them when Tool Academy is over.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I've never eaten a 'Percy Pig' what flavour are they?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

They come in three flavours I think
they all taste red though. Percy pigs are amazing - I dread to think how many packs of those I consumed during my finals.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I don't think I've ever seen them on sale anywhere either, come to think of it.
Where can you buy them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

M&S, exclusively.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I shall look for them when I'm next going past M&S
What sort of sweet are they? Hard or soft?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Chewy. Like Haribo
only they taste of actual fruit rather than sugar. Marvellous little buggers. His friends aren't nearly so tasty though.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I shall invest in a bag of Percy.
New thread?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

G'wan then.

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)

The purple ones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

This is the only way to buy them these days.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

!
How come I have never seen this wondrous product in the shops?!
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

You probably only get as far as the chocolate?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I was about to protest
when I realised that that is pretty much entirely true.

*shamefacedly eats the last two pieces of chocolate orange*
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

You can get a tube of blackcurrant ones as well.
www.rowntrees.co.uk/range/fruitpastilles.aspx
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Ooooooo!
*salivates*
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

And what do you think about the fruit pastilles?
*Winks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Wowsers!
*makes giant order*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Hagrid has been dispatched.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

No, I wouldn't want them all one colour
red and black are always the best two flavours though.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Well why not try and hunt out the red and black ones?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Well I might!
It's payday on Friday and I might treat myself add it to my ever-increasing list of things to treat myself with.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I got a box of Hotel Chocolat Exuberantly Fruity Selection
honestly, it's like a small raspberry grenade going off directly in the pleasure centre of my brain.

Or Seville Orange, or Strawberry, or Apricot... The Blackcurrant Bombe is insane. Best chocolates I've ever had.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Mine were lovely but so rich I had to share them with my mum : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)

They're grrrrrreat

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Doesn't it?
I like it. If I manage to do a fairly decent reproduction I will be extremely chuffed.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

yeah, I reckon if you start with some
dark grey paper or something it'll be best. Not that I've done pastels in years, mind.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

resizing:
Figure out the picture's basic size - most browsers will show this in the header if you just open it alone. This is 980x653
Figure out how much you want to resize it - lets say half as big, so we want it to be 490x327.

add width=490 height=327 inside the angled brackets.

And viola:


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Yay!
cheers Lighty.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)