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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Where the hell is everyone?
I'm developing a level of croissanty smugness right now. I was at work for 6 hrs today (despite it being holidays and not being paid) then I went to the gym. YEAH! If I wasn't smug, I'd be complaining.

What have you guys been up to?
alt q: What special animal ability would you have if you could choose (ie eyes of a hawk, speed of a puma....etc)?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:48, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Evening Crunchy.
How does going to work for 6 hours when you're on holiday and you won't be paid make you smug?

Alt: I'd like the ability to ignore all of my problems, so I'll take the head-hiding-skills of the ostrich.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)
It means I am awesome and have got 27
sketchbooks marked, only 10 more and 6 essays left!

being an ostrich on tarmac works less well
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:54, Reply)
CHANNEL 5 !!!! CHANNEL 5 !!!! CHANNEL 5 !!!! CHANNEL 5 !!!! CHANNEL 5 !!!! CHANNEL 5 !!!! CHANNEL 5 !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1091919
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Still struggling with a very indifferent internet connection
Sick beyond endurance of my job.

I'd like the animal skills of a stud racehorse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Did you follow the cricket today TD?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Yes
My mate, who is also into bike racing, compared it to Valentino Rossi being threatened by a toddler on a tricycle.

Fucking shambles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)
as it hopped along through the grass
making noises with its knees
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Yes, that sums up Pieterson

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:59, Reply)
people wank you off then shove it in some random mare?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Friday night in Saltaire
What have I got to loose?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)
your dignity?
evening TD, how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Three things you don't take to Saltaire on a Friday night
Your coat, your opinions and your dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Alright Crunchy?
How's the boiler?
Took a day off sick today, was supposed to be at college but fell off t'wagon in a schnapps stylee...
alt a: "Hung like donkey bollock" as the turkish bar owner described his brother.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:53, Reply)
evening - sorry I forgot to update you
i think it's OK now, thanks for the help!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Nie problemu.
My pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Now then chief!
Looking at joining you on the self-employed lark.

No more spitting my increasingly intolerant guts out at dullard colleagues, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Alt - the eyebrow raising skills of Fiona Bruce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Fiona Bruce. Roger Moore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)
is she an animal?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)
She is a rampant fuckanimal.
For real.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:00, Reply)
I want the wings of something that has wings
proportional to my size obviously, having bluebottle wings would be a bit fucking silly.
I managed to leave work a mere 30 mins late AND it's warm enough in my flat today that I can sit in the front room for the first time since about november...
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)
you'd probably need the hollow bones
massive lungs and crazy muscle structure of a flying animal as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:13, Reply)
totally worth it, though

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Shh, stop spoiling it!

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)
I reckon being able to jump really far and high would be pretty good
as long as you didn't hurt yourself on landing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)
you'd need springy legs
like those stilt things. It would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:16, Reply)
So, anyone doing anything fun this evening?
I went to the pub last night, so I'm planning on staying in this evening.

I also need to consider dinner, what have you had?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:17, Reply)
nothing at all
I feel I should do something exciting with the rest of my holiday, but I know I have at least another day's worth of work to do :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)
I am going to do an Art
instead of jizzing my time away on here. Honest. Soon.
So far I've had a handful of hazelnuts and some cheese. I can't really be arsed to cook...
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)
what kind of an art?
is it colouring in? I like colouring in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Do you take extra special care to stay within the lines?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)
i try to but sometimes the muse says
"fuck the lines!"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
How often does the muse tell you to freestyle?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:34, Reply)
it's hard to predict
but if I'm dancing, it's ALWAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Aha, someone else who dances like me
*spazzflails*
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

flails hands
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Not so much actually
who dances with their hands?
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
I've left the dancefloor
covered in blood and having to get an ambulance before now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Erm. I...haven't.
I have to be quite drunk to dance usually, because I feel too self conscious, but when I want to dance I'll dance like a total twat til the place closes. Or I fall over and have to sit down for a bit.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
My finest moment
Falling down a flight of stairs whilst dancing to "Lust For Life" on a small landing at the top of the stairs with a big spotlight on me.

Bouncing up and continuing where I left off on the second landing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I even enjoyed that mental image
well done

*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)
The Rocket, Leeds
Too recent to pass off as youthful exuberance. It was, according to those who witnessed it and are still prepared to talk to me, very spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Some smooth moves there
that's a great image, well done.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)
To comprehend the spectacle fully
You have to realised that I am shaped like Bod, but with hair.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)
*Whistles Bod theme*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I can hear you 200 miles away
Although I do have tinnitus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Who or what is Bod...?

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Jeff - do your thang.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:12, Reply)
His thing in this instance
will probably be to complain that he feels old because I'm too young to have seen or heard of it.
I'm guessing Bod has a busdrivers gut? (no offence)
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=elgrXip6Wm0

Alberto Frog and his amazing animal band ROCKED!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Good man.
Strawberry? Or Vanilla?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)
strawberry milkshake, please

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Get involved with Alberto Frog!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=34J8eZnXgAg

5mins 23secs for Alberto.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Nope
I have no recollection of this. I do remember the repeats of Mr Benn, though.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, Reply)
That's OK
Impose a short grey wig on Bod, and a more scowly expression.

Hoop-la - TD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I've just watched the intros to
Words and Pictures and You and Me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)
With Wordy - a glove puppet with typewriter keys glued to it?
Jeff - at some level I want to move forward.

Don't make me regress please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Before you more forward.
How bent is this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY

He frightened me as a youngster.

Check out the name of the seeds!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Not familiar with him
I'm delighted to say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)
our conductor never makes us play
for musical chairs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I just need a slight excess of energy
and music I like. A pint or two helps. The blood thing only happened once, but it was dramatic. I blame Gary Numan
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Pastels
if it goes well I'll bung it on coll3ctive or summat. If it doesn't...I really won't.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)
yay, pretty
I might put the instructions for the crocheted eyeball on coll3tive in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Oh you definitely should
it might make me actually try and learn to crochet - another thing I've been meaning to do for ages.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)
OK
after a cup of tea, I shall do this. May even link to a 'how to crochet' site if I can find one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
+F
n
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Girls don't fart
(apart from Tourette's)
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Alright?
I've just had my tea, went for the lazy option of cheeseburgers, with fried onions, still pretty damn tasty though.

Alt: Speed of the cheetah, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Oooh. A burger might be quite nice.
I've got some mince in the fridge too, so I might make myself a burger.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Doo ittt!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
you had the same tea as me
this distresses me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Did you get a dirty takeaway burger after going to the gym?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
no
I found burgers in teh fridge and put them in some bread
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)
What sort of burgers were they?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
meat ones

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
What was in with the meat?
Horseradish? Chillies? Bluecheese?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
If my burgers were better quality, chillis on them would have been a pretty good idea...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
cheddar cheese
chilli and something sauce and onions
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
thanks to you I'm reading hyperbole and a half
and dying from lack of pie

alt: fin like a mermaid
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)
me? really?
I love hyperbole and a half, the one about cleaning is just like me and she has the first name as me, so I had to deny it being me what did it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I'm more of the sneaky hate spiral
Lu linked that once and I laughed but didn't really read anything else until you mentioned it a while back
she's fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
The newest one is superb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I'm watching tv and doing not very much.
Alt: I'd like the cat's ability to sleep, or being able to fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)
cats can't fly, silly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)
ok + some bird's
being able +ability
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
better

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Depends how hard you kick them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Fuck off, Dog Fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Hang on? You've got previous for violence haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:49, Reply)
*Backs slowly away from the cat*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:52, Reply)
sleeeeeeeeep
I'd like that ability too, I woke up last night with drool all over my face, pillow and sheet, I must have sprung a leak or something, then I couldn't go back to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Lets see if I can kill this thread too?
I'm going to start taking it personally soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)
*doesn;t reply*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)
shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I'll bet Crunchy posts something witty in reply to this.
But I wouldn't know, as I've got her on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)
*pulls faces*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)
*Hopes the wind will change and your face stays like that*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)
ha! you didn't really have me on ignore!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Ha! The wind really has changed!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)
i hate you, dogfucker

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Of course you do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)
man, is this where I'm meant to flounce?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I've never made anyone flounce before.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Are you listening to 6 right now?
Have you just heard the best ever bit of Roxy Music?

I love Roxy Music, and Both Ends Burning is their very best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I had it on, but I didn't notice it
sorry, it was just there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
HEATHEN!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
i was busy posting more awesome
to coll3ctive
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Eventually I'll get round to this Coll3tive thing.
I do a lot of walking with the dogs (one dog at the moment) and I'd like to encapsulate a bit of the freedom that I feel so that it can blast through the very still air.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Jeff stop fucking about down here
Find some Bod on youtube for Berk.

I am a manager and I insist. Chop chop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I'm on it TD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)
OK number one son
You have accomplished mission.

Just hang on - me feeling mellow, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)
You can't just say
"I'm going to kill a thread" then walk away from it.

Are you channeling John Wilkes Booth?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Working in real life
virtually I have mostly been turning up unannounced in other peoples' star systems with a bunch of Poseidon Class assault cruisers and Hercules Class heavy cargo lifters, kicking the shit out of them and then stealing all their resources that aren't nailed down. This is fun.

Alt: "The great grey garden slug's penis is nearly half its total body length..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)
And it fucks your herbs in no time

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)
With its winky?
This is alarming, I just bought some parsley in a pot. Now I'm wondering about my motivation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Slug Porn.
There's got to be a market.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I am discovering that the reason I haven't done any arty stuff for ages
is because I've forgotten how and I am horribly shit at it. Also, it's no longer warm enough in my front room to sit in here slowly covering myself with chalk dust. Hmm.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
At least you once had skills

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I have art skills and I don't even bother anymore.
How crap is that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)
What area of art did your skills lie-in Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Drawing and print making.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)
You should take it up again
or does time limit you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)
See below.
Years of partying and then depression sort of knocked the urge out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Bugger :(
it might come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Well you should
you'll enjoy it, I'm sure. What's your excuse?
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
The muse left me : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Aww, I'm sure that's not true
try it! You never know.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I've tried.
Really I have.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Is it the design process bit?
get a sketchbook and trace some things and develop a design
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
But you're not some depressed raver any more
you're awesome. What kind of stuff did you used to draw?
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Self portraits, people in general.
And thanks : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Debatable!
I just enjoy it. Or I used to enjoy it when I didn't get annoyed about how crap I am.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
i bet if you look at it tomorrow
you will hate it less.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
So did you do a nice picture?
Will you share it with the class?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)
It's not finished yet
if I don't get pissed off with it and chuck it away I will stick the finished thing on coll3ctive or facebook or something.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
What is it a picture of?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I don't know how to resize!

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Fuck yes!
Not this picture, but Marvin Elliot has just put City 2-1 up against Watford!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Oh, bollocks to you.

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
that cries out for pastels!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I could kill for a fruit pastel now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
What flavour is your favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
The yellow ones are best
they're all good though bar the red ones
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I like the red ones.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Ugh, so wrong.

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Yellow and green.
Ooh I want some now. Might pop to the offie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
If you're going out
Can you get me a bag of mini cheddars?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I remembered I had Percy Pigs in the cupboard. Will get them when Tool Academy is over.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I've never eaten a 'Percy Pig' what flavour are they?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
They come in three flavours I think
they all taste red though. Percy pigs are amazing - I dread to think how many packs of those I consumed during my finals.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I don't think I've ever seen them on sale anywhere either, come to think of it.
Where can you buy them?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)
M&S, exclusively.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I shall look for them when I'm next going past M&S
What sort of sweet are they? Hard or soft?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Chewy. Like Haribo
only they taste of actual fruit rather than sugar. Marvellous little buggers. His friends aren't nearly so tasty though.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I shall invest in a bag of Percy.
New thread?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
G'wan then.

(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)
The purple ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)
This is the only way to buy them these days.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)
!
How come I have never seen this wondrous product in the shops?!
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)
You probably only get as far as the chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I was about to protest
when I realised that that is pretty much entirely true.

*shamefacedly eats the last two pieces of chocolate orange*
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
You can get a tube of blackcurrant ones as well.
www.rowntrees.co.uk/range/fruitpastilles.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Ooooooo!
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)
And what do you think about the fruit pastilles?
*Winks*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Wowsers!
*makes giant order*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Hagrid has been dispatched.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
No, I wouldn't want them all one colour
red and black are always the best two flavours though.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Well why not try and hunt out the red and black ones?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Well I might!
It's payday on Friday and I might treat myself add it to my ever-increasing list of things to treat myself with.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I got a box of Hotel Chocolat Exuberantly Fruity Selection
honestly, it's like a small raspberry grenade going off directly in the pleasure centre of my brain.

Or Seville Orange, or Strawberry, or Apricot... The Blackcurrant Bombe is insane. Best chocolates I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Mine were lovely but so rich I had to share them with my mum : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
They're grrrrrreat

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Doesn't it?
I like it. If I manage to do a fairly decent reproduction I will be extremely chuffed.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
yeah, I reckon if you start with some
dark grey paper or something it'll be best. Not that I've done pastels in years, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)
resizing:
Figure out the picture's basic size - most browsers will show this in the header if you just open it alone. This is 980x653
Figure out how much you want to resize it - lets say half as big, so we want it to be 490x327.

add width=490 height=327 inside the angled brackets.

And viola:


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Yay!
cheers Lighty.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
holy shit
I just watched Das Experiment. It's pretty fucked up. But Good. 7.5 / 10
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

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