Free Festivals
Decent raves
Texan bars
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Proper E's?
£15=11 hours.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

8 of which are spent trying to make friends with everyone in the field.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Or stroking the grass in my case
e was boring.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

That's a euphemism I've not heard before...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I heard that e's are good e's are good
whoah-oh, it's Ebeneezer Goode
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Can't say I've ever been bored on it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

*gurns*
*shakes hand of unsuspecting passer-by*

"Hello mate, Mat. South London"

"Nice one!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

There was some of this, too.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Best one I heard of was a friend was approached at a rave...
...by a guy with tears streaming down his face. He handed him £12, apologised for selling him a cold capsule earlier, hugged him, asked if they 'were cool' and wandered off looking for the rest of his customers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Ecstasy
Is NOT the drug dealer's friend!

I remember swapping 2 joints for 3 pills (when they were £15 each) with some guy who was whacked off his gourd.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Sorted.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)

It fucking was when I sold it.
Luckily my mother was so dim that M&S clothing pricing was her benchmark: the fact that her son was dripping in Armani etc but was on the dole was not in any way odd to her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

May I point out the last one is a chocolate bar,
I don't miss drinking establishments in the state of Texas- although I'll bet they're fucking great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Only two things come from Texas, boy.
Steers and queers. And I bet you would not be fussy about fucking either.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I didn't know you were from Texas, Tuggers old chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

*limps wrist*
"Mooooooo."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)