How massive is your mouth is you can get your fist in it?!
Either that or you have tiny hands

*scratches RSwipe off Handjob list*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:35, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

neither! you can see that my mouth and hands are well-proportioned on my profile or on fb, thank you v much.
i just saw on tv that only 1 in 1M people can do it, thought "ok i'll give it a go".

woohoo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I just tried to do it
I assumed I'd be able to, but I can't. Now my mouth hurts and I feel a bit stupid, because I think my neighbours (and since I assume Darth is hiding in my front garden, him too) saw me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Not funny
I was half expecting a text from Darth saying "Well, that didn't go well, did it?"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I don't stalk you in daylight hours
You might see me. Try again around 6ish, would you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I'm at work then.
Sorry.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I know
I'll still be able to see you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

*scratches RSwipe off Handjob list*
Why - did her comment push you over the edge into Dangerwank mode?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

*washes hands*
Sorry, what were you saying?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Cand dalk......handssshhh shhhhtuckkkk in moooowwwffff.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

i love that all over the country there are poeple
at their desks trying to put their fists in their mouths

could be worse I suppose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Sorry - were we supposed to be fisting our mouths?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm not
tried it before
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Are you kidding?
A woman with small hands makes your nob look huge.

* awaits obvious paedo jibes *
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

And if you're lucky they say something encouraging
about not being able to get their hand around it. Hopefully followed by "I'd better use my mouth then"

Sorry, I appear to have gone over to The Bad Place
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)