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I didn't notice this thread, saw the shit one above and assumed everyone was being interesting off the net.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
How did you finish against Stoke?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Probably with Arsene Whinger moaning on about how there were incidents that 'he didn't see', I should wager.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)
What was the final score?
*Too lazy to Google*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I don't know, I didn't even know they were playing.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)
1-0
but we lost Fab and Theo in the carnage. Fab not to bad, Theo is out for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Lost them to major injury, or did they go off 'to be on the safe side'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
fab precautionary, walcott stretchered off after going over on his ankle.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)
So you'll find out more tomorrow.
Who have you got on the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Birmingham CC final

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Expecting a result?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
i've watched a miserable film
and now I feel slightly less miserable, sorry for being wingey earlier
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What film?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
children of men
i love a good dystopia
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Not seen that tbh
I think the only non-zombie Dystopian film I've seen is Akira
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
you're missing out
I saw this at the cinema and didn't know what it was except for the title. It's quite dark

now I need to get hold of Brazil
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what film? when were you whingey?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I've just been really melancholy
all evening
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You sound like a depressed dyslexic Copper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
ok, I give in...what?

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All evening
Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
i see

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It wasn't that good, was it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)
it's not your best

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(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
yes.

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tomorrow is another day and all that xx

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
:)

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I went out, so I had no idea you were whingey.
Unless you were a big wing-ey in which case.

You are the late Claire Rayner

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)
you know she couldn't actually fly, right?

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Well how did she get to heaven then?
Answer me THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
on a cloud

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I can't imagine a cloud could support her weight.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
it's a magic cloud - duh!

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Fair enough.
A magic cloud....

How is the world of the microwave oven treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
i've been heating up a lot of milk, lately

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Sounds a bit like this week's QOTW...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Filled with the menstrual blood of a hundred angels.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Or 'angel delight' as they call it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)
boik

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Hahahaha!
I've offended you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
not offended
so much as made me a little queasy
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Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Is that how hoverboards will be powered?
used angelic tampons? Urgh.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Will the speed of the hoverboard be based on the weight of the 'flow'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
GRIM
I was disgusted with myself for even thinking what I typed, and now you've gone and made it worse.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
What did you expect?
Honestly. What did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
From you?
pretty much what I got.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
*BEAMS*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)

A L
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Is that the best you can do?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)
No, she can lick her own clam as well.
if Al is to be believed
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Al is very wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Why is Al like a menstruating woman?
Because he's a bloody cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)
He's quite funny.
He plays his character well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)
He was really nice when I met him
but sometimes on here I really feel the need to break his face.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:02, Reply)
I find him funny.
He can't be a cunt if he turns up at socials and gets away with his online comments.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
You've just got to separate the person from the behaviour.
He's a sweetheart, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
If you tickle him under the chin
Does he purr?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
No, he just belms.
'Night Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
5 rapid rounds!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)
As I say, seemed like a lovely chap in real life
but on here, personally I believe he takes jokes too far.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Nature of the site isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)
I wouldn't deliberately be a cunt in real life
so why be one online? I do realise I am in the minority on here with that attitude however.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
I try not to be a cunt
But then I acknowledge that shit jokes and puns can be as annoying as someone taking things a comment too far.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Some people do.
But if you know them, it kind of takes the edge off a bit and you know they don't mean stuff, really.

Definitely off to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
As Darth said the other day
if I was capable of that then I would not spend as much time on here as I do.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Hahaha!
Right, I'm off to bed bed. Play nicely, you two.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
And you'd have to change your login name to Ali Bongo

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Bloody hell...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
My work is done.
Ova and out.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)
there's no womb for that kind of talk here

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Period.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)
You're right
it just isn't sanitary towel.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
You're winging it a bit, berk.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I should probably throw in the towel at this point...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I'm just stringing you along...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)
You're a silly clot
bleurgh!
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
You DISGUST me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:54, Reply)
You disGUSSET me!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Of all the things I'd like to do with my life DG
That isn't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:57, Reply)
it would be better if he
were just muterus
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Why do girls in Liverpool cut the strings off their tampons?
To stop the crabs from bungee jumping...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
hahahahaha

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