it's the other way round for me
things i like the sound of always surprise me when they turn out to be Fucking Shit.

in particular today i am annoyed about: my 13 year old cousin posting shots of her self-harming on fb (13? self-harming? wtf?) and my dad insisting that my brother/fiancee put his vile dreadful gold-digging slutwhore of a "girlfriend" on the top table at their wedding. this means i get bumped off the top table, which i don't mind in the least apart from that it is to accommodate that witch, but i DO mind her taking my mother's place in front of friends and family. this wedding is going to be a nightmare of biting my nails so i don't scratch her beady acquisitive little eyes out with them.

and breathe... oh no, wait, i can't because somebody gave me their FUCKING COLD...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I fucking hate people blaming their illness on other people
and trying to figure out who it might have been.

fucking stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It was me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

well
i hate people with really strong opinions on what other people choose to do and say.

it's fucking retarded.

so THERE!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

yeah, it's well bandit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

yeah, i never do it myself
not at all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

well I hate Eastern European immigrants.
SO THERE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

darling you hate everyone whose entire family going back 6 generations wasn't born within a certain radius of your manor in scotland
or shoreditch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I hate everyone in Shoreditch who isn't my daughter or my friends.
Actually I hate my friends too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

if i were in shoreditch RIGHT NOW
say at the county court, would you hate me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Maybe a bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

our relationship is definitely not as loving and romantic as it used to be, is it?
i blame your girlfriend and the fact that we've never actually met.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

She doesn't like me any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

probably because you tell her that you hate her "a bit".
humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

*posts Humphrey Lyttleton pic*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Friends?
YOU have friends?
Blimey.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Nah just kidding. I ate them all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I hate wiggers.
Fucking fake ass, noncing, race traitor, idiotic culture tourists.

Rap music is for the blacks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

It is.
It's strictly for the nig-nog-gollywog-give-a-dog-a-bones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

It should all be sent back to bongo bongo land.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

O_o
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I am confusled
are you saying your brother is your fiance? I thought Norfolk was DF's territory.

loljklols.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

no
fianceE means female. silly b3th.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

so your brother is a woman?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

yes
that's exactly what i am saying. hoorah, finally someone gets me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Mine and Stephen Fry's
Make of that what you will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

hmmm, Stephen Fry is openly gay....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Openly gay NOW
He wasn't at my age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

so what you are trying to tell us
is that you are gay, but won't be officially coming out for a number of years?

man, I'm good at reading between the lines today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Rest assured, Vippers,
if I ever do come out, I still wouldn't touch you with a shitty stick, you ugly cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

thank fuck for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)