In my case
fuckwittage, cheating, using me for sex and then being a total arsehole about seeing me...actually that comes under the heading of 'fuckwittage' as well, trying very hard to brainwash me in to converting to christianity (this is the same guy who cried when I gave him a blowjob and said it was because god disapproved), having no ambition or interests other than playing warcraft, poor hygiene and poor manners. I also would very quickly get rid of anyone who tried to intimidate or physically hurt me.

What a depressing list. Why have I slept with so many total arseholes?
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:19, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Because they didn't seem like arseholes in the beginning, I'll bet.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Shit guys! She's on to us!
This birds gonna fly! *jumps through window*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Some of them did actually
sometimes I really wish I could go and see my 19 yr old self and give myself a damn good kicking. I'd like to think I know better nowadays though...
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*looks hopeful*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Your missus is a lot bigger than me
I suspect she could kick seven bells out of both of us.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

She's a pacifist
Although I suspect she'd make an exception in this instance

EDIT: is that really the best reason you can think of not to shag me?! This lot will provide you with plenty of others
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

It was the least mean one I could think of.

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Aww
That's very sweet of you

*leaves it at that*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I cry during blow jobs
But only because Daddy is chocking me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I cry when I read your spelling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Thanks for that - I've just nearly choked to death on bacon crisps!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Making any progress with the tennis coach?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Of course I'm not!
ask a boy out? Don't be silly.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Why not?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

...because he'll say no?
I doubt I'm his type and besides, if he knocked me back I'd still have to see him every week and it might be awkward. I'll enjoy the flirting and leave it at that, I think.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

He might say yes though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Of course he won't.

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Tennis coach = gaylord

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Entirely possible
doesn't ping on my gaydar though.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

because they-
oh, poppet got there first. then i will just repeat my mantra from the other day: THEY ARE ALL THE SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Even your internet husband?

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

see above
ESPECIALLY my internet husband.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I like top gear, it's daft and brainless fun.
I am almost certainly not as good at giving blowjobs though.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)