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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There once was a man called StephenWho noticed his balls were uneven
When he pulled on the right
The left shot out of sight
Not the effect he was keen on achievin'
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:26,
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One day I shall tell you about the man from Devizeswhose balls were of two different sizes
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:34,
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why do you know so many men with wonky bonking balls?is it a west cunt-ree thing?
*gimme six*...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:35,
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Yes, it's a somerset tradition to have one of your bollocks bound with twineWe have annual "wonky bollock" competitions and the winner is crowned King of the known world and then sacrificed in a burning wicker man.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:43,
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i am sure that at least 2 bits of this are actually true(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:58,
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