I don't understand.
Out of all the 6-odd million people living in London, how does this friend of yours consistently find so many weirdos?

Next time I'm single, I'm moving to London. I'll fucking clean up.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

she lives in manchester
but she found weirdos because she met them ONLINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Dr Hugz
was a MANC?

I thought that sort of behaviour was punishable by death Oop North
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

living up there now
he was actually from somewhere dreadfully southern like guildford.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

On behalf of my gender
I find men like that embarrassing.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I pictured him being asian

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

no, he was white
but the doctor before him was pakistani, the one who famously said after 4 dates "your demands for a relationship are not fair on me right now, i need time to think and maybe next year [this was AUGUST] i can. right now you must give yourself to me unconditionally because i do feel ready to make love to you."

ie: i fancy a bit of english-slut before i marry my lovely wife!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Accurate translation.
I think I initially read Dr Hug as Dr Huq, and now he is Dr Huq who likes hugs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

If anyone said something like that to me
I think I'd laugh so hard my eardrums would rupture.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Well, I'm near Manchester
Tell her to lower her age range? Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

she'd take you apart and rape the pieces, sonny-jim

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Worth it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

would she think so??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

l doubt it.
Emo Green Day fans are hardly sought after, amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

oh how i hate that fucking "street talk"
if you're not 17 and black, it just sounds.......

well. middle-aged and white, i guess!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

amirite
Is webtalk, like Lolz and NSFW. Not street.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

internet it pretty much the opposite of street

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)