I'm having a crap week.
The multi function printer has broken down, I've fucked up at work, I have a headache, I have to drive to Manchester and back after work, I can't stop eating and I keep getting messages from neanderthal munters on the dating site.

Cheer me up pleeeeeze.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:53, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm drunk
I had a fucking fantastic night last night, and no idea when it ended. I've had a slice of pizza, and a McDonalds double sausage muffin for breakfast, so I'm feeling FUCK YEAH fantastic.

If that doesn't help, I'm also in quite a lot of pain after falling over last night and headbutting a radiator.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:55, Reply)

scarred or just bruised?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Bruised, I think
My head is very sore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I know the feeling Blousie.
Up til today my week's been fairly lousy for the most part.

However I get to leave home on sunday for uni. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Yay!
On a scale of one to ten, how excited are you?
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

erm.
about a 6? I'm mostly just looking forward to getting my brain working again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I thought it would be 11.
I guess after going to the other side of the world and you know what *winks* everything else will be slightly boring : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)

This sounds like SCANDAL!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:27, Reply)

WAAAY HAAAAY ! England must be like one massive bike shed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

totally is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

but now my day has turned to crap again.
after someone who promised me a reference gave me an address that's invisible. I couldn't find it at all. And I move in less then two days time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I had a crappy Monday and Tuesday
But then on Wednesday I got a parcel that's a kaftan shirt I ordered from a Moroccan wholesaler and it's fantastic, which has brightened up the end of the week pretty well.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I'm not sure if I want to marry the young blond girl on Masterchef.
She's a bit too 'perfect' for my liking, she probably has a dark secret, like once a month she goes through a whole jar of Nutella and a large packet of Rich Tea in one sitting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:10, Reply)

She should be ashamed of herself!
I mean, who the fuck eats Rich Tea, when there are Chocolate Hobnobs available?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Rich Tea is the trumps of cheap packet buiscits in my book, I fucking love rich tea.
They're so versitle, they're good for savory _and_ sweet stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:14, Reply)

If we're talking cheap biscuits, surely there are none better than Custard Creams?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I must concur
although they do lack the versatility they make up for it in massive amounts of sugar.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Certainly
Although Bourbons are a suitable alternative, they lack the versatility of the Custard Cream.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

what about maryland choc chip?
or are they too expensive to qualify?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

They are fantastic
But yes, too expensive to qualify here
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Can't use them with cheese.
Have you tried these? www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=163

They're sooo good, I was staying around my ma's last weekend and I had one, then I had two, and before I knew it, I had shame.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

The top ones?
No, although I must!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Yup, soooo morrish.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

haha!
my current favourite are Fox's Chunky Caramels. Just one per cup of tea, I didn't think it could be done but I was wrong.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I love Rich Tea. Also Digestives.
I like plain biscuits. You can have them with cheese and stuff in lieu of crackers.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

*Secret shames*
Pickled Beatroot and strong brie on a rich tea, microwaved for 10 seconds.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I'm exhausted. And probably in trouble with college.
Ah well. Not sure how to cheer you up, really.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:23, Reply)

It is Friday
Even though you have to go to Manchester, etc you will have all Saturday and Sunday to do what the fuck you want!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You been snogging teachers again?

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Nah, I made the executive decision to go to breasts than lectures.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Short term win but long term lose.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I hate weeks like that
Try this: www.teaandkittens.co.uk/

This too: cuteboyswithcats.tumblr.com/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:24, Reply)

How're the new arrivals?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Uh-mayzing
Jemima and I are just having a little cuddle now. Sancho is chilling on the sofa. They really seem to like it here.

I have achieved my life's goal of becoming a crazy cat lady, and I'm only 21. Life is sweet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

woop!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

is the sound of half of the police.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

pictures!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbw9AHpg39Q

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

AWWWWWWWWW!!!
fluffs!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

What the actual fuck?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Darth you utter bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Is that Darth?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Who doesn't like to occasionally lick a little pussy?
Especially one that licks you back.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I don't know whether to get an erection or throw up.
I kinda like it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

It reeks of sodomy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

so... shit, then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

What else would homo's and cats be ?
Bad internet :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Best website ever!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

OK then
We all think you are great and allegedly you have excellent norkage!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Fanku!
That helps a little.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Glad to help miss!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

BGB
After such a shocking week I think, if I were you, I would be thinking what I could do this weekend to indulge myself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

The last think I need is indulgance.
I need whipping with a freezing cold towel and starvation.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

*steps up*
Minor* torture a speciality!

What about a punishing weekend of exercise and health food then?

EDIT: *Not the torturing of minors.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

It's looking very likely.
Not to mention sucking up to my step-dad for being a numpty.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

go to youtube and look up the video for Shake Ya Ass by Mystikal.
That will cheer you right up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

No sound on work computer : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

My week's fucking shit too, so you have my sympathies.
I'm having one of those periods where I have to fucking fight for everything. Work's been shit, traffic's been constantly shit, can't do anything right at home blah blah blah.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

*shit week highfives*

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

low fives, surely?

( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Ah yes!

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Look at it this way
at least we're not Monty!

*harsh fives*
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

How can more messages from neanderthal munters
cheer you up?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I think you misunderstood the post.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I think you misunderstood my hilarious reply.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

You're wasted on these heathens, Chompo

( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I'm just wasted.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Same!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

why not try sending her one and see?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

*There there*
*Waves!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Oh Jeff! woe is me : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

What does the weekend hold in store for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Penance and the bare bones of a meal.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Why not cheer everyone else up by giving us an idea as to the messages you've been sent
by the freaks on your chosen dating site?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

They're dull messages.
From dull men with dull faces.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

lots of
"u r hot" messages? I had one that was just "u r hot, blond girl". I am impressed that he pissed me off in so many ways with so few words
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

He also managed to call you a man
if you're relaying the spelling accurately.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

uh?
is that the difference with putting e's on the end of blonde? I think he did spell it like that, mind.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Yup
a girl is blonde, a man is blond
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I am neither

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

To cheer you up Crucnhy
l
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

yeah, that's me
I'm actually an evil genius's secretary/spy.

*files nails seductively* I love it when I've alphabetised my nails
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I am so fucking hungover, it's unreal
On the plus side I have a bacon and sausage muffin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I'm finally getting my CV sorted, this place is doing my fucking nut.
Again. What personal qualities do you like to list on your CV?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

My 15" black rubber cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

*high-fives*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

*high-fifteens*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

bendy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

cheech-chong tribe

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

My sunny disposition and my fantastic norks.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

How much of a people person I am

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I wouldn't take job advice from me
I don't get the ones I want. So I suppose the tip is don't append a death threat to the application form
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

i have serious guilt if that helps
my colleagues got back last night after a 10 day high court trial and i ended up going to celebrate with them and telling my personal trainer that i was too ill to make the session. then i went to meet the flatmate at the pub. so, no gym AND a hangover/two lots of skin-on-fries with rock-salt guilt.

the dating website is hilarious though. my friend - who has finally binned off dr hug - has given up after 21 dates and only 1 shag. all numbers deleted from phone, profile deleted from website, done. hysterically, though, she arranged to meet the shag last night after he texted, only to find out at the very last minute (when the shag eventually DID text [leaving it 5 days to text after sex is just fucking RUDE but that's another story] that she had been texting the wrong web-geek and was about to embark unwittingly on a second date with the biggest clown in the entire 21 ring circus. i love this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*facepalms*
I've cancelled my subscription after one month. I just thought I'd see if my luck has changed.....it hasn't.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Hahaha
I forsee a life of spinsterhood and cats in the near future.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

21!
blimey, I have had 1 in the last 4 months. Turns out guys are still picky, even online
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

that's superb

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

when she rang me in doomladen horror
it actually made me cackle with laughter. hilarious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I don't understand.
Out of all the 6-odd million people living in London, how does this friend of yours consistently find so many weirdos?

Next time I'm single, I'm moving to London. I'll fucking clean up.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

she lives in manchester
but she found weirdos because she met them ONLINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Dr Hugz
was a MANC?

I thought that sort of behaviour was punishable by death Oop North
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

living up there now
he was actually from somewhere dreadfully southern like guildford.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

On behalf of my gender
I find men like that embarrassing.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I pictured him being asian

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

no, he was white
but the doctor before him was pakistani, the one who famously said after 4 dates "your demands for a relationship are not fair on me right now, i need time to think and maybe next year [this was AUGUST] i can. right now you must give yourself to me unconditionally because i do feel ready to make love to you."

ie: i fancy a bit of english-slut before i marry my lovely wife!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Accurate translation.
I think I initially read Dr Hug as Dr Huq, and now he is Dr Huq who likes hugs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

If anyone said something like that to me
I think I'd laugh so hard my eardrums would rupture.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Well, I'm near Manchester
Tell her to lower her age range? Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

she'd take you apart and rape the pieces, sonny-jim

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Worth it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

would she think so??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

l doubt it.
Emo Green Day fans are hardly sought after, amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

oh how i hate that fucking "street talk"
if you're not 17 and black, it just sounds.......

well. middle-aged and white, i guess!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

amirite
Is webtalk, like Lolz and NSFW. Not street.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

internet it pretty much the opposite of street

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I can't help but feel I have not made the most of half term week
I've not really even had much of a lie in.
Happy music cheers you up, right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEnKZCrvPFk

edit: oh yeah, and btw, no one seems interested in me on dating sites except cross dressers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I can't help that I find you attractive!
I mean, erm...really?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

to be fair, it was only one guy
I was exaggerating, and he wasn't fit as girl or boy

my other emailers are always trying to get me to go to algeria or morrocco
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I have had a crap week too.
I just have to cope until I finish early (3pm).

I did make myself giggle with this though:
You know the woman's voice that reads texts sent to landlines?
Well, picture her saying "Moaty. It's me. Gazza." Monotone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

haha
I liked it when it was tom baker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Aww, so did I.
Me and the gay dads round the corner communicated only via this medium for a whole fortnight.
3am calls from Tom Baker telling me to "Wash it, slut." Happy days.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

a friend of mine knows someone who slept with tom baker
apparently he was very weird in the sack and said things like "tom's putting it in now."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I don't know if it's true
but I REALLY hope so
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I am going to use that line in future.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

"plumdozer's putting it in now"
sounds even better
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Plumdozer sounds like a euphemism for cock anyway
so it'd be doubly weird.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

words you would love to hear in real life no doubt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Oh me too.
"I am going to commence coitus now"
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

My mate slept with Paul Weller and it bends right over to one side

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Woo! I'd like to have a go on a bendy one.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I think if it bent to the front or the back it might be interesting
but to one side might be odd
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Have you not seen one like that?
an ex had one that sort of curved to the left.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I've led a sheltered life.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

That's Entertainment!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You do something to me
Somewhere to the side
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Down in a fallopian tube station at midnight....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

*groans*

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

gr m
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

that is SKILL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Are you a Benny tied to a tree?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Fuck off right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Ooooh. Stick you. Your Momma too
And your Daddy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Going underground?
ground neath
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I was too busy laughing to be cross at them for waking me up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I miss fraternizing with homosexuals.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm gutted they split up.
We had such fun times and holidays and they were good neighbours.
But then they went mental and split up and I barely see either of them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I have to work tomorrow
and then Sunday will probably be spend doing laudry and cleaning my room and polishing my boots. Then a FOUR DAY WEEK! I am so excited at only having to work 36 hours next week I may actually vomit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Next weekend is the only thing keeping me from jumping off the Burnley viaduct.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

It's going to be awesome :D
Although it will be a weekend of Lab so swings and rounderbouts
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Haha!
I'm going to get him drunk and squish him with my bewbs.....(in a non-sexual way).
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

He'll love that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I think he'll look awkward for a while
Although if you can make him say in a small voice badger, I'm scared I will epic GLESS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Shit week at work - yep!
I've been working on a project (blood/fluids transportation capsules to UN377 if anyone's interested) with a really great engineer/designer from my customer's company for about three months on and off. The company's owner in his infinite wisdom has passed the project over to his son.
Now, don't get me wrong, this new guy's well presented, very interested in the outcome of the project but, by all that is holy, he's FUCKING THICK AS A WHALE-AND-WELSHMAN'S-COCK OMELETTE.
I've had to stop myself on several occasions from choking the living shit out of this bellend.
And I've had to deal with him all week.

In other news, I'll be blasting round silverstone in a V8 Vantage on the 13th.

Which is nice.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I didn't know you worked with Pooflake

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)