"...handle my snakes..."
I'm going to assume that' a euphemism

I'm clumsy and have poor judgement, it's a wonder I'm still alive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No, no. Actual snakes. Although if I'd gone for a one-hand shandy I'd probably have broken my knob or something. Still, that'd have been apt for the last day of Wanking Disasters Pt II...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

what doesn't kill you
makes a good anecdote

this is my motto
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

What doesn't kill you makes your stronger
Try telling that to my grandad who had a stroke and now has to shit in a bag.

EDIT: like me...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

that saying is clearly bollocks
but I'm sure shitting in a bag makes some good grim stories to tell people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Or anyone with Muscular Dystrophy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Or quad-limb amputees

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)