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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it didn't have a problem
with that fat bitch who works in Tescos though, did it?
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
She did that thing you won't do

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
what? Put up with your bad breath and snoring?

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
She shuts the fuck up for at least a minute, sometimes even longer

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Only because she's so gobsmacked at how tiny your cock is

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I like this.

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
That's not what she said

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Kerpow!!

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
You like how tiny his cock is?

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
At least her gob went remotely near my cock!

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Probably just thought it was some kind
of deformed cocktail sausage
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Noel's 15" black rubber cock would look llike a deformed cocktail sausage
When compared to your Grand Canyon.
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
well maybe that's a good alternative
at least it doesn't come with 20 stone of sweaty hairy flesh and it might last longer than 23 seconds
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
You'd lose it up you within 5 seconds

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)
but at least it wouldn't have that green gunge
round the edges
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)
she probably yelled
'Clean up in Aisle 5'
(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Tesco Value Crunchie?

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)
that's all she is

(, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

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