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it didn't have a problem
with that fat bitch who works in Tescos though, did it?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:25,
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She did that thing you won't do
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27,
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what? Put up with your bad breath and snoring?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:28,
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She shuts the fuck up for at least a minute, sometimes even longer
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30,
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Only because she's so gobsmacked at how tiny your cock is
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:31,
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I like this.
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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That's not what she said
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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Kerpow!!
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girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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You like how tiny his cock is?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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At least her gob went remotely near my cock!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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Probably just thought it was some kind
of deformed cocktail sausage
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:35,
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Noel's 15" black rubber cock would look llike a deformed cocktail sausage
When compared to your Grand Canyon.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37,
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well maybe that's a good alternative
at least it doesn't come with 20 stone of sweaty hairy flesh and it might last longer than 23 seconds
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:40,
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You'd lose it up you within 5 seconds
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42,
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but at least it wouldn't have that green gunge
round the edges
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:43,
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she probably yelled
'Clean up in Aisle 5'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42,
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Tesco Value Crunchie?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:32,
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that's all she is
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