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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch is SO 45 minutes ago.
What's your best feature? Maybe it's your eyes, or your fluency in technical abilities, or your massive cock? Could it be your tendency to be optimistic, or that you're fucking minted?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:20, 222 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My 15" black cock
and my bottom...back off Darth you utter bender
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I didn't know you were black.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Black as sin my friend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Not really
I'm a middle class honky
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
But your cock is black?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)
There's a cream for that.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Just needs to take the cockring off every so often
and maybe get a larger size.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)
My endless capacity for putting up with shit men.
And my norks.....apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
and your legs!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Have you seen my legs?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I have life size silicone cast of them in my living room

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I didn't realise you could still buy them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Aye, he keeps his umbrella in it


In my defence, I've been nice for a very long time!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Oooooooof!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)
There is no defence in picking on the friendly B3tans.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Well, you've met me
I'm a friendly person, but I get the shit ripped out of me on here!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)

ripped out of me stabbed into me by burly men
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Is that an offer?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Not by me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Good point
I shall be nice once more!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I'm very ordinary
With no 'best feature' or special skills.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Your "special bond" with our canine friends should be remarked upon.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Woof! Woof!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Bow WOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Get down Lampy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Throw me a bone here...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Bone jokes only end up going one way.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Yeah, up her arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You're puntastic.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
That's his BEST feature?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Not something I'd want to celebrate if I'm being honest.
Saying that though, I'm quite happy being ordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)
NEVER EMBRACE ORDINARY JEFF.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
But ORDINARY JEFF may want a hug!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)
He's not getting one from me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Well you are married
so this makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Why not Blousie?
I thought you liked my hugs?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Not if you're going to be ordinary.
I need an extraordinary man Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)
What could I possibly do to put myself in the extraordinary zone?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
That my friend is for you to decide.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
*Plots!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

t p
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I'd say my eyes were nice. And my legs.
And the fact I try and be kind and forgiving. This however does not always stand me in good stead.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Lampers, dear, you are fifteen kinds of awesome and are selling yourself short somewhat here.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Thanks darling. I try not to be arrogant.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Lampers I told you the other weekend I think you're ok
What more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
A pony.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)
*slips you £25*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)
-rides it-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Self-effacement can be a good quality too.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I quite like my eyebrows
Everything else is shit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
That reads like Noel Gallagher's CV.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Wins.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I said "eyebrows"
Plural.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I'm good at cheering people up
it's either that or my mad guitar skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Bakery skills?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I'm not so good at baking
I can cook, but not bake
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I don't even own an feature.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
You are Mr Generic.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
It's lucky
I'm so charming and witty
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Pffft, clicks on the talk board count for shit over here.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Talk popular page?
I could smear shit on the screen and stay top of that pile of wank for a millenia.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Rubbish,
some of the /talk popular page is genius.
First reply: www.b3ta.com/talk/7112655
www.b3ta.com/talk/7112101
Often better than /offtopics popular page.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I agree with this, it's one of the first places I check daily when I internet.
Edit: although why pick two shit examples?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I lolled at both,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Do you really think I'm going to indulge you by clicking those?
Charming, witty, delusional and bent.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)
an feature?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)
It's a meme duh,
got you're shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
got you're shit?
Another meme?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I'm quite funny (really I am)
and I have a wonderful ability to not give a shit about anything. Physically my nose is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)
And you're a great liar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)
pffft, sssh now old man isn't it time for your nap yet?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
As in, shape or smelling abilities?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)
shape, it's like a pink ski jump.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

ski jump vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)
having a cunt for a nose would be inexplicably horrifying.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)
make it easier for dickheads to screw you though

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)
as opposed to the vacuum caused by your gargantuan cunt sucking in passers by against their will?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)
*golf claps*
This deserves a response and a click so you get both
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)
why thank you kind sir *bows*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)
You are most welcome

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
All of me is amazingly awesome.
My optician said I had really pretty eyes the other day and I went all girly and giggled and said I bet you say that to all the girls and he said, most people have quite boring eyes, yours have a really dark ring around the edge and I said heehee oh you and then we talked about working in offices with no windows.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)
BORING

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I thought you liked boring things
sorry shall I add AND THEN I WENT AND SMOKED SOME DRUGS TO MAKE MYSELF AWESOMER BECAUYSE DRUGS ARE COOL HEY EVERYONE I ALSO SMOKE DRUGS ARE WE ALL CLEAR ON THE DRUGS? GOOD. IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED THEM OR ANYTHING I'M LIKE PERFECTLY WELL ADJUSTED I JUST LIKE THEM OK? OK????
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I keep on forgetting I've got a Yop drink at my desk or at home until someone mentions drugs and then I'm reminded.
God, I love Yop.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)
oh man, someone tried to give me drugs on my birthday
but I was all nah I'm good
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)
You should have asked them if they had a nice healthy glass of Yop instead.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I don't know what that is!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Yoghurt drink,

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
yeah, that's what I'm like alright

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
It's uncanny!
Someone just gazzed me thinking I was you!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)
it certainly had me fooled

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
the stoners at uni
were the least attractive people there, all hairy and dirty and generally put me off dope for life. i've had some great evenings on it since, but nothing overrides the memory of their horrible flats and them all monged out passing dribbly joints around. shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
my flat was the stoner flat
and ours was the cleanest at our halls

some people are just fucking lazy. Being stoned doesn't necessarily prevent you from doing stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
but i was 18 and they were the first stoners i'd ever really met
so they left a lasting impression. one of them lay in bed at 8am smoking, it was just... grotty!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I have done that
but only when I didn't have anything better to do.

never went to school, uni or work stoned, nor have I fucked it off just to get stoned either.

Plenty of time to do both!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
You studied with Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I got a kabab last night, and I swear the guy's fingers, had more hair than my head, HIS FINGERS.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
eeeeeeeow did you eat it after that?
reminds me of when i was 18 and we went on our post-a-level girly holiday to corfu. there was a dirty burger stand where the dirty greek guy running it insisted that my friend stood next to him. we made her, because we thought it would make for a funny photo. the next second he had groped her bum and stuck his finger UP there...

.... then when she screamed and jumped away, he laughed and carried on making fucking burgers with that hand. eeeeeeeeeeeow.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Was she wearinga skirt and going commando?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)
christ it was years ago
i have no idea. but you don't need to be commando or wearing a skirt to have an unwanted hand shoved down the back of your jeans!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I had a friend that would always invite me to her house, her and her boyfriend would smoke a blunt and pass out in front of the tv
every_fucking_time
so I stopped going over, she just couldn't figure out why I didn't want to hang out with her, gee, because I have better things to do than watch your tv while you and your boyfriend sleep it off
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
yeah, that's lame
we talk and laugh and play cards and games and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)
i assume it's because the stoned person/people
feel great so they don't realise how un-great they appear to everyone else. like lois and peter griffin...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I don't think that's true though
when I get that monged out I don't feel good at all
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
the last time i got stoned
was years ago and i couldn't get off the sofa all weekend. stupid hashcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
yeah, eating it will fuck you up

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)
My personailty, deffo.
Today on the tube I (just about) touched both sides of the seats at the same time with my torso so I've decided to lose some weight as soon as some medication of mine finishes in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Hmmmm, strikethrough time
tube job of the seats at the same time with my torso so I've decided to lose some weight as soon as some medication of mine finishes in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I'm utterly shit at being funny online
but in real life I can charm a crowd like no one else I know
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is harsh!
You post some cracking funny stuff on here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I don't think so, I understand yalls humor and can laugh at it but I can't come across in the same sense

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Nonsense!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I thought you were from Wigan?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
okay, this I don't get :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Wigan is a really naff place in the North West of England.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Naff is polite

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I'm going there tomorrow :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Probably my legs
For some reason they are muscly as fuck. I have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)
steroids?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
That may be it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Bugger!
That means I'll never catch you when you run away.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I didn't say I could run fast!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)
*trips over on purpose*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Who left that dolphin there etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Yay! and easy too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Thats me!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I was watching Life of Mammals the other night
and gazelles, whilst fast, can't see things immediately in front of them. So running away from sharpy teethy thing, running, running, BOOM right in to a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Stupid fucking gazelles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/10328131
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)
physically probably my eyes
Though I think I've got nice hands. Not too fond of my body though.

Apart from that, I'm generally nice and not too serious
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
i'm not sure i have any of the above
thanks noel, thanks for reminding me of that.

it almost makes me glad that your dvd is still sitting in the little case i found for it, waiting for me to remember to make my secretary post it... oops...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
capacity of your wallet?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

wallet fish mitten
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I saw that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
your saw her fish mitten?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
That's where he keeps his 15" black rubber cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I am so hungover, forgive me
Also my hands are shaking a worrying amount
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Parkinsonswanklolz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I once shook so much after a night out that i couldn't get sugar from the bowl to my tea without spilling it all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I am genuinely impressed at this
I once sweated out vodka for two days straight. Not a good time I feel
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Not sure I've ever felt worse
The day before we went to the pub at 11am and left for a bar at 11pm, went home at 3 and had a smoke and passed out in my mates sleeping bag, he dragged me down the stairs in it and dumped me out on the kitchen floor, which is where I woke up in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
that's when people are worth licking

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
we've been through this
it's all relative! i certainly do not consider myself to be "minted" - that would be someone who could afford to give up work and still have a nice home, 3 holidays a year, spa-days every couple of months, designer clothes, sports car etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
it is relative
relative to me. I can't afford to do those things with a full time job.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)
fair enough
but i still don't consider it to be "seriously minted". i am very comfortably off, yes and because i work for it as bgb says, but i am definitely not my idea of minted - i don't even own a pony.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
my definition of minted is the same as yours I think
and as I have said before, I think if people work hard and stuff then they deserve whatever they can get!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)
You work hard and play hard.
Nowt wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Pffft ok, your memory isn't one of your redeeming qualities.
I heard you have a massive cock though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)
oooh
i have redeeming qualities??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Two of them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Hahaha!
smooth
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
i wouldn't know I've never touched them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
*volunteers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I was informed I have an cracking arse by a ladyfriend, that was nice
But I'd say it's my ability to forgive, and the fact my friendship is unwavering.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
You utter bender

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Well, that too

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Physically, my tattoos
The fact that an 'after market' mod is my best feature is not depressing in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)
they are pretty fucking cool though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
You're a little cheeky monkey with a lovely grin and sparkly eyes..........and you know it.
Actually there was a guy on the dating site who looked like you. I messaged him, (not because he looked like you), but got no reply but thought afterwards that maybe it would have felt a bit wrong waking up next to someone and seeing you staring back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Aww bless!
I would be scared to wake up and see my face too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)
don't sleep near mirrors, then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I don't
Nor do I fuck my clone.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I wonder how many people would fuck their clone?
Or a version of themselves in the opposite gender?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
You're only gay if you take it from a clone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
*sings* "I'm so clonely"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I think most people wouldn't
I probably would though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
my mrs asked me that last night for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Fucking your clone is fucking your twin.
So...erm, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I love your hair, especially when sleeping.
EDIT: when the hair is sleeping, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
do you sniff it
when he's asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Haha!
That did sound suspect till you edited it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I thought you were learning from that
dude that sniffed Berk's
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)
It would just smell of hairspray
And AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)
My hair failed me last weekend
It started to go to sleep at 9pm, from back to front. Most upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)
don't worry
it could happen to anyone. It's not a big deal...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Maybe it wouldn't have that problem if people around it lost some weight
Maybe put some make-up on, y'know, make an effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)
it didn't have a problem
with that fat bitch who works in Tescos though, did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)
She did that thing you won't do

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
what? Put up with your bad breath and snoring?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
She shuts the fuck up for at least a minute, sometimes even longer

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Only because she's so gobsmacked at how tiny your cock is

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
That's not what she said

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Kerpow!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
You like how tiny his cock is?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
At least her gob went remotely near my cock!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Probably just thought it was some kind
of deformed cocktail sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Noel's 15" black rubber cock would look llike a deformed cocktail sausage
When compared to your Grand Canyon.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
well maybe that's a good alternative
at least it doesn't come with 20 stone of sweaty hairy flesh and it might last longer than 23 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
You'd lose it up you within 5 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)
but at least it wouldn't have that green gunge
round the edges
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)
she probably yelled
'Clean up in Aisle 5'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Tesco Value Crunchie?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)
that's all she is

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
awww is squishybear all depressed?
Give badger a smile, where is that lickle smileywiley of squishybears?

Sulkybears aren't allowed to dance, I hope you know that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I'm not depressed at all!
I'm feeling pretty awesome after delivering two days of hot Macintosh training.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)
oh ok then....
JAYKAY SAYS DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Chairdances*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
The other day I chairdanced whilst spinning around
I felt pretty sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Error of judgment there

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I don't really like any of me
but I'm going with hair since it distracts from the rest of me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
You are cousin It
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
you are surprisingly acccurate
one of my students did a picture of me with my hair in front of my face in on of their projects. Not impressed they used it as a final
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Do all of your students dislike you?
You only mention them occasionally, but so far, you've only been happy when you were kicking one of them off your course, aside from that it sounds like they draw bad pictures of you or cake rape you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I hope not
some wrote nice things on their feedback forms the other week. I think I'm just clearly easy to convince to do stupid stuff

the kicking off the course was justified
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Eyes, hair
ability to make cake. The rest of the package that is 'me'...meh.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)
i never ate any of your cake at the weekend!
I knew there was something wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Are you related to Count Chocular

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)
She does Bakewell
Tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
All elements of this sentence are entirely correct.

(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
You didn't miss much
I stayed up late on Friday to make it and fell asleep when it was in the oven, it was somewhat overdone...
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
It was more than somewhat tasty though.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Cheers :)

(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Dunno, probably my legs
I've got good, broad shoulders too. Otherwise I'm pretty meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

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