If I was a spanish porn star, my catch phrase would be "I'm gonna tap ass, and then eat tapas".
My videos will be a 3 minute intro where I explain what provinance of Spain I am, ending with that catch phrase. Then it'll be 4 minutes of me doing some girl up the bum, and then 45 minutes of me eating tapas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd watch that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Could you not show about twenty minutes
of preparing the tapas, giving advice on sourcing fresh ingrediants?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Did you hear about the gay Spaniard?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Apparently he never let a dago by...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Close the screen down
on your way off the internet, please.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)